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<i>...though
the terrestrial planets</i>

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<i>have similar
characteristics</i>

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<i>there are also
distinct differences...</i>

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<i>...electronically
charged ions and electrons that</i>

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<i>become trapped in
the earth's magnetic field</i>

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<i>form ion lakes
in the upper region</i>

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<i>of the atmosphere.</i>

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<i>This is known as
the Ionosphere.</i>

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<i>When we're looking
up at the stars in the sky,</i>

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<i>we are actually
looking into the past.</i>

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<i>We know that light
travels at about</i>

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<i>300 million
meters per second.</i>

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<i>While that is certainly
fast by normal standards,</i>

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<i>in the context of
the size of the universe...</i>

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<i>...solar
disturbances may disrupt radio</i>

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<i>communications,
they also create</i>

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<i>a shower of incoming
energetic particles...</i>

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<i>Schwarzschild's
Solution describes space-time...</i>

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<i>You know, I think
the more important question</i>

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<i>we should be asking
is "what is time?"</i>

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<i>Could life
exist on other planets</i>

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<i>in our solar system?</i>

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<i>Is Mars the most likely
place for it to develop?</i>

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<i>Dr. Harold Grindstaff
thinks</i>

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<i>in order to answer
that question</i>

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<i>we may want to look
a bit further out.</i>

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<i>As we travel
past the terrestrial planets</i>

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<i>in our solar system,
we reach the Jovian planets,</i>

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<i>Jupiter, Saturn,
Uranus, and Neptune.</i>

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<i>These planets are
massive in size...</i>

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Eric, my man, you're
looking good this morning.

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What can I do
for you, Ben?

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It's official.
Practor Financial is now ours.

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All right!
Well, congratulations.

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That's huge.

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And you are in luck,
my friend.

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I'm giving you first
pick of the new clients.

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Yeah?

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What's the catch?

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Aw, catch?

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Come on, Eric,
don't be so cynical.

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Don't bullshit me, Ben.
I know how you operate.

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What's the catch?

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Okay, it's
really quite simple.

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Yes, it's a boutique
operation,

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but their clientele are
mostly the elderly type.

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You know, the kind
who don't know what to do

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with their money,
so they hand it over to

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the portfolio manager
to manage until it's time

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to pass it down to the kids.
The best type.

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That's great.
That sounds wonderful.

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What are you
not telling me?

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I just need you to spend
a couple of weeks with...

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No, no, no,
hell, no!

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You are not doing
that shit to me again, okay?

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Why do I always
have to be the one

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to take the new
acquisitions passdowns?

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You know the last guy,
he pestered me non-stop

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to join his fucking
"Dungeons and Dragons" group.

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Okay? I had to
spend two weekends,

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two weekends, Ben,
in some guy's ratty-ass

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apartment with a bunch
of his loser-ass friends

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who look like Milt from
"Office Space," all right?

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They're arguing over whether,
you know, a dwarf or an elf

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makes a better cleric. I'm not
doing that shit again, okay?

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Okay, okay,
This time the "he" is a "she"

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and they don't play
"Dungeons and Dragons."

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What are you doing?

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Don't... not the numbers.

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Do you have any idea
what two weeks is to me?

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Let me tell
you something,

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I bring home $7,000
a week in commissions.

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That's not including
salary, all right?

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You know how much money
that is to this firm?

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Now you want me to
sift through

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some worthless client's
portfolio under the guise

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that you're actually
doing me a favor, right?

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You and I both know
there's one client

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in there,
maybe two if we're lucky,

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that's actually worth
my time to manage.

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This is intern work, Ben,

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not something for
your best employee.

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You know, maybe I've failed to
properly explain to you

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the boss-employee
relationship.

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I tell you what to do,
and you do it.

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It's really that simple.

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Okay, so that's how
we're gonna play this, right?

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You should take notes.

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Although it may seem to
you that I got the job of

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senior vice president
of accounts based solely

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on my dashing good looks,
I actually knew when to

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shut the fuck up
and do what I was told.

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Okay, no, I get it, you want me to be
a team player, I'll be a team player.

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- That's all I'm asking.
- All right.

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Hey, so, I've
been thinking, right?

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You should keep
that up, Kal.

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People appreciate
a thinking man.

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Oh, you will appreciate it.

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So there are seven billion
people in this world,

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and every two seconds,
somebody dies.

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That means in 116 years,

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everyone that's alive right
now will be gone!

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That's 2129, man.
That is coming fast.

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Yeah, yeah. You figured
that whole thing out

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while you were
waiting for me?

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Are you kidding me?
That's some extreme math.

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It took me
the entire day.

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Only Kal doesn't
work on Mondays.

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What's with you?

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I'm sorry, my boss has got another
one of his brilliant ideas.

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We're taking clients from a
smaller firm so he's got this...

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this chick that's
gonna come in and,

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I don't know,
teach me how to cater

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to their upper echelon's
elderly, I guess?

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I don't know.

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Listen to you, man.

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You're like the epitome
of white people problems.

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I'm a rich white male.
What do you expect?

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Well, hey,
Tom Hanks was a rich white male

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and he figured out a way
to connect with the common folk.

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Yeah.
Yeah, but he was retarded.

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Whoa! You would
lose your mind too

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if you were on that
island for that long.

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- Oh, you're talking "Castaway".
- Yes!

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And you know Forrest Gump
was not retarded, either.

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I learned more
from that man

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than I ever did
in any school.

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Yeah, I actually believe that,
Kal,

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but maybe you should have
paid more attention

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and you could've figured out
that 2129 thing

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before it was too late.

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I don't even know why you're
still working at that job.

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I mean, I always hear you
complaining about it.

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I don't know. I mean,
it pays well, I like money.

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You like money so
much you never spend it?

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What are you
talking about?

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I spend money
all the time.

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Besides, it's better to have it
and not need it

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than need it
and not have it.

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Okay, you made more
money this year

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than I'll probably ever make
in my entire lifetime.

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- Probably.
- Yet you live in a small-ass apartment,

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you own one car, you never
come to Magic Mountain...

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The apartment is nice and who
needs more than one car?

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Besides, like I said,
I'm saving it, you know?

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You never know when
you might need it.

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It's from the lady.

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All right, bring it in here.
What do you think?

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Well, she was already
here when I got here...

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Okay.

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...cute, alone,
easy pickings, right?

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Check out the wedding ring.

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There's always more
than meets the eye, man.

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You want
the real report?

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Recent divorcee,
can't quite seem

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to let it go...
tch, tch, tch.

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You're amazing,

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I'm gonna go see
if you're right.

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- Don't say I didn't warn you.
- All right.

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Dude, what
happened out there?

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She was, like,
all over you.

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She bored me.

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Bored you? Sheesh,
I wish I could be bored

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by someone who
looks like that.

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<i>Edwin Hubble used
spectral shifts in the galaxy</i>

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<i>to determine that the universe
is constantly expanding.</i>

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<i>Hubble's Law raises some
interesting questions.</i>

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<i>If galaxies are in fact</i>

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<i>receding from us
in all directions,</i>

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<i>does that mean that we are</i>

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<i>at the center
of the universe?</i>

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Eric, allow me to
introduce you to...

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Julia Practor,
nice to meet you.

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Eric Laziter, team player.

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Well, I'll let you
two get acquainted.

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So what I was thinking
is we could get started off...

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You know what we could do is
just do this thing the easy way.

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Just pile everything I'm gonna
need right here on the desk.

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I'll just take care of
it all on my own,

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if that's okay with you.

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Hey, that wasn't
part of the deal.

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I was very clear with Ben about what
the turnover processes would entail.

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Is this going
to be a problem?

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No.
No, not at all.

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Let's dig in. Go ahead and have a seat.
We'll do this together.

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So, um, where do you
want to get started?

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Did you make a note on there about
sticking with market neutral...

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Strategies,
I got it, yeah.

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Okay, 'cause I'm just trying to make
sure that we keep everything...

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I'm very good at my job,
I got it. I know what I'm doing.

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Just keep moving.

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You know what?

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Actually, it's
getting really late.

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Um, why don't we just
just pick this back up

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in the morning?

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Or we could take
a combat nap

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in the break room.

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That was a joke.

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Uh, wow,
you don't like me, do you?

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I don't know you.

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<i>If you really want
to understand the planets</i>

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<i>in our solar system,
you first need to</i>

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<i>look at what different
types of planets exist.</i>

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<i>Okay, so you've got
terrestrial planets, right?</i>

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<i>Those are planets
that share physical</i>

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<i>and chemical characteristics
with our own planet.</i>

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<i>And these planets with these
specific characteristics,</i>

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<i>okay, you've got Venus, Mars,
Mercury, and, of course, Earth.</i>

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Oh, uh, hold on. Actually we haven't
spoken about Jackson McHale yet.

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Uh, Jackson McHale,
got him.

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Or Byron Evans,
Judith Szymankowicz,

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the Emorys.

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Got him, got her,
and I got them.

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Okay, stop, all right?
This isn't fair.

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This is
important to me.

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It was part of the deal, we would
talk about every client individually

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because you're not going to pick
up on the subtleties on your own.

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Okay, all right.
Um...

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Jackson McHale, all right,

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64 years old,
$780,000 net worth,

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largest stock holding
is Intel,

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and his hobbies include
stamp collecting,

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fishing, and spending time
with his grandkids, all right?

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Byron Evans...
Byron Evans is a character.

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74 years young,
likes the ponies,

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horse racing,
and fast women.

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Maybe that's why
he's not worth so much.

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Judith Szymankowicz.

231
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This woman,
$600K net worth, right?

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Clearly not giving her
proper guidance

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because in the 12 years that
she's been with your company,

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she's only seen a 5.7%
return on her investment.

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I like to think I could have at
least come close to doubling that.

236
00:10:14,053 --> 00:10:16,186
And then we have
the Emorys, right?

237
00:10:16,188 --> 00:10:19,523
Robert, the patriarch, retired
after 42 years at Raytheon,

238
00:10:19,525 --> 00:10:21,626
made a fortune in dotcoms,

239
00:10:21,628 --> 00:10:22,826
got out before
the bubble burst,

240
00:10:22,828 --> 00:10:24,829
got two kids, both sons,
loves them both.

241
00:10:24,831 --> 00:10:27,265
Mitch owns a small chain
of seafood restaurants

242
00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:29,767
in San Diego County
and Hal...

243
00:10:29,769 --> 00:10:33,805
is a real estate agent
in San Luis Obispo.

244
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:37,074
Good family.
What else is there to know?

245
00:10:37,076 --> 00:10:38,443
I'm impressed...

246
00:10:38,445 --> 00:10:40,210
Well, I worked from
home last night.

247
00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:41,778
It's not
that big of a deal.

248
00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:44,714
...with your ability to properly
pronounce "Szymankowicz."

249
00:10:44,716 --> 00:10:46,584
Did I?

250
00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:50,088
I'm kidding. It's, uh...
wow, that's really good work.

251
00:10:50,090 --> 00:10:51,425
Thank you.

252
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,158
<i>...of the stars in our galaxy.</i>

253
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,296
<i>We can see that our
galaxy contains more mass</i>

254
00:10:58,298 --> 00:11:01,531
<i>than is accounted for
by our stars and gasses.</i>

255
00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:05,670
<i>So what is this mysterious
invisible mass...</i>

256
00:11:05,672 --> 00:11:10,440
Hey, man.

257
00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:12,310
<i>Hey, buddy.
You busy?</i>

258
00:11:12,312 --> 00:11:14,212
I am, a little bit, yeah.

259
00:11:14,214 --> 00:11:16,347
We are, uh, sort of
up to our ears

260
00:11:16,349 --> 00:11:20,618
in this, uh, business acquisition thing.
What's going on?

261
00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:22,552
<i>Well, you know, I'm just calling
'cause I was just making sure</i>

262
00:11:22,554 --> 00:11:24,287
<i>we're still on
tonight for beers!</i>

263
00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:26,590
Ah, you know what?
I'm gonna have to

264
00:11:26,592 --> 00:11:28,158
pull the ripcord
on that thing, buddy.

265
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,794
Um, I got a lot of work to do.

266
00:11:29,796 --> 00:11:31,496
Julia and I are getting started
early tomorrow.

267
00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:33,131
<i>Wait, "Julia and I"?</i>

268
00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:36,367
<i>Whoa. This girl is cute,
isn't she?</i>

269
00:11:36,369 --> 00:11:38,368
<i>Muy caliente.</i>

270
00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,740
All right, buddy.
You have a good night.

271
00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:45,376
<i>Dark matter exists
in two forms:</i>

272
00:11:45,378 --> 00:11:48,212
<i>ordinary matter
and exotic matter.</i>

273
00:11:48,214 --> 00:11:49,747
<i>The ordinary matter
is referred to</i>

274
00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:52,416
<i>by its acronym,
MACHOS,</i>

275
00:11:52,418 --> 00:11:54,754
<i>for Massive Compact
Halo Objects..</i>

276
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,754
Hey, uh, change of plans.

277
00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:34,358
I'm gonna need these clients
done a little bit sooner.

278
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,959
Okay, yeah, no,
how much sooner?

279
00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:37,594
End of the week.

280
00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:39,863
SEC quarterly review
got moved up a little bit.

281
00:12:39,865 --> 00:12:41,265
I need to have
these things done

282
00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,599
before they show up.

283
00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:45,469
Just get it done.

284
00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:46,871
Work overtime
if you have to,

285
00:12:46,873 --> 00:12:48,839
but I need it by Friday.

286
00:12:48,841 --> 00:12:51,776
Looks like it's going to
be another long night.

287
00:12:51,778 --> 00:12:53,547
Yeah, what else is new?

288
00:12:56,481 --> 00:12:58,449
You hungry?

289
00:12:58,451 --> 00:12:59,449
Ooh.

290
00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:00,520
Sound good?

291
00:13:02,254 --> 00:13:03,720
Excellent idea.

292
00:13:03,722 --> 00:13:04,921
You know, there's this
really cool thing,

293
00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:06,556
you can turn
those into a plate.

294
00:13:06,558 --> 00:13:08,358
But if you're gonna just
slurp it out of the box,

295
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,861
let me at least
grab you a fork.

296
00:13:10,863 --> 00:13:13,330
Fork? You don't eat
Chinese with a fork,

297
00:13:13,332 --> 00:13:14,598
you use chopsticks.

298
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,699
Why would I
use chopsticks?

299
00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:17,334
It's an
inferior utensil.

300
00:13:17,336 --> 00:13:18,669
I have a far superior one
here in the kitchen.

301
00:13:18,671 --> 00:13:20,238
Because that's
just the way it is.

302
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,605
Says who?

303
00:13:21,607 --> 00:13:22,940
That'd be like
a caveman using

304
00:13:22,942 --> 00:13:24,507
sticks and stones
to start a fire

305
00:13:24,509 --> 00:13:26,243
when he's got a
lighter in his pocket.

306
00:13:26,245 --> 00:13:27,945
Oh, come on. Where's your
spirit of tradition?

307
00:13:27,947 --> 00:13:30,281
I think tradition is for
those who live in the past.

308
00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:33,783
Oh, is it? Those who don't study
history are doomed to repeat it.

309
00:13:33,785 --> 00:13:35,486
Yeah, but they wouldn't
know it, right,

310
00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:37,021
because they hadn't
studied it to begin with,

311
00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:40,458
so to them it's a brand-new
and exciting future.

312
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,426
Oh, you do have an answer
for everything, don't you?

313
00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:44,661
You say it like
it's a bad thing.

314
00:13:44,663 --> 00:13:47,031
No one likes
a Johnny Know-it-All.

315
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:50,667
Besides, you're not as smart
as you think you are.

316
00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:54,305
Ouch, that hurts me.

317
00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:55,873
Just calling it
like I see it.

318
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,608
If you were really smart,

319
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,977
you'd be doing something
more with your life.

320
00:13:59,979 --> 00:14:03,714
I don't know, I mean I...
poor kid from the Midwest,

321
00:14:03,716 --> 00:14:06,349
grew up in poverty
and now here I am,

322
00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:08,886
a successful account manager
making high six figures a year.

323
00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:11,289
I'd say that's something.

324
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:15,825
Perhaps, if money alone is how
success is defined, but it's not.

325
00:14:15,827 --> 00:14:17,728
At least not in my world,
it's not.

326
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:19,530
Well, how do you
define success?

327
00:14:19,532 --> 00:14:22,400
By the kind of impact
you make on the world.

328
00:14:22,402 --> 00:14:24,768
Yeah, I help people plan for retirement.
That's impactful.

329
00:14:24,770 --> 00:14:26,804
You help rich people
get richer.

330
00:14:26,806 --> 00:14:29,073
It's like teaching fish
how to swim.

331
00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:30,807
It's pretty low impact,

332
00:14:30,809 --> 00:14:34,847
especially when you are capable
of so much more.

333
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:41,551
Okay, what do you mean?

334
00:14:41,553 --> 00:14:44,387
You are incredibly
intelligent,

335
00:14:44,389 --> 00:14:45,955
but I have seen
your type before.

336
00:14:45,957 --> 00:14:47,824
You're smarter
than everybody else,

337
00:14:47,826 --> 00:14:50,393
so you get by
with minimal effort.

338
00:14:50,395 --> 00:14:54,665
But you will never reach your
full potential living like that.

339
00:14:54,667 --> 00:14:58,035
I mean, you could really have
a real impact on society.

340
00:14:58,037 --> 00:15:01,372
You could be a doctor
curing disease,

341
00:15:01,374 --> 00:15:03,973
or a scientist inventing
new technology or...

342
00:15:03,975 --> 00:15:06,643
An astronaut.

343
00:15:06,645 --> 00:15:07,847
What?

344
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,416
I always wanted to be an
astronaut when I was a kid,

345
00:15:13,418 --> 00:15:16,487
so I thought I would...

346
00:15:16,489 --> 00:15:19,089
grow up to be...

347
00:15:19,091 --> 00:15:20,491
an astronaut.

348
00:15:20,493 --> 00:15:21,992
I never told
anyone that before.

349
00:15:21,994 --> 00:15:24,163
So why didn't you?

350
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,669
Because I...

351
00:15:33,972 --> 00:15:35,408
I don't know.

352
00:15:36,642 --> 00:15:39,743
I don't know.

353
00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:42,682
You know, it's not too late
to do something great.

354
00:15:44,716 --> 00:15:47,987
Don't be afraid to listen to what
the universe is telling you.

355
00:15:58,498 --> 00:16:00,765
All right, you are not
gonna believe this,

356
00:16:00,767 --> 00:16:03,401
but we are done.

357
00:16:03,403 --> 00:16:05,802
- Really?
- With time to spare. Yup.

358
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:08,738
Wow.
Your boss will be excited.

359
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,440
Maybe he'll give you a bonus.

360
00:16:10,442 --> 00:16:12,041
No, he's gonna call it
the price of admission

361
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,844
and tell me that I'm lucky
to be working here.

362
00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:15,112
Ah, but that guy loves you
in a way

363
00:16:15,114 --> 00:16:16,814
he's not
ready to deal with.

364
00:16:16,816 --> 00:16:18,681
That just sounds creepy.

365
00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:20,950
You're saying gay people
creep you out?

366
00:16:20,952 --> 00:16:23,954
No, of course not.
Why would I say that?

367
00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:26,055
Wait, are you saying
that you think Ben is gay?

368
00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:28,892
No, just trying to make
you uncomfortable for a second.

369
00:16:28,894 --> 00:16:31,060
All right.

370
00:16:31,062 --> 00:16:33,129
- You are evil.
- Devilishly.

371
00:16:33,131 --> 00:16:35,598
All right, come on, I'll buy you
an ice cream to celebrate.

372
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,801
Oh, okay.

373
00:16:37,803 --> 00:16:39,436
- Do you eat ice cream?
- Yeah.

374
00:16:39,438 --> 00:16:41,104
- All right, come on.
- Can I have this?

375
00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:43,107
Uh, no,
it's not your fault.

376
00:16:43,109 --> 00:16:44,775
You didn't know.
How could you have?

377
00:16:44,777 --> 00:16:46,009
No way of knowing.

378
00:16:46,011 --> 00:16:48,546
You a cone eater?

379
00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:51,815
- I'm not. Yeah, I'll get rid of those.
- I'm good.

380
00:16:51,817 --> 00:16:53,483
To tell you the truth,
the worst part about it

381
00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:56,119
was, uh,
the money, you know?

382
00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:57,220
I mean, they're
in a better place now

383
00:16:57,222 --> 00:16:58,988
and they're happy, but..

384
00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:01,595
What, you mean
the funeral expenses?

385
00:17:02,794 --> 00:17:04,929
No. No, no,
they're not dead.

386
00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:07,730
I bought them tickets
on the "Ocean World" liner.

387
00:17:07,732 --> 00:17:08,932
They're probably
more alive than I am.

388
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,934
That is not funny.

389
00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:13,173
Well, you're not the only one
who enjoys a little sarcasm.

390
00:17:15,474 --> 00:17:16,907
So what's
next for you?

391
00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:17,941
What are you
planning on doing?

392
00:17:17,943 --> 00:17:20,110
What's your next move?

393
00:17:20,112 --> 00:17:24,849
Well, I want to
give back, you know?

394
00:17:24,851 --> 00:17:28,052
I mean, between the
buyout and my inheritance,

395
00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:30,220
- I am set for life.
- Really?

396
00:17:30,222 --> 00:17:32,690
And so that means
I can do what I want

397
00:17:32,692 --> 00:17:35,926
when I want and I want
that "what" to matter.

398
00:17:35,928 --> 00:17:38,796
Yeah, that makes sense.
I mean...

399
00:17:38,798 --> 00:17:40,197
I mean, exactly what
are you planning on doing?

400
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:41,731
Like, how are you going
to change the world?

401
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:43,801
You know, you strike me
as that kind of person

402
00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:45,035
who wants
to change the world.

403
00:17:45,037 --> 00:17:46,670
You gonna save
the whales, or what?

404
00:17:46,672 --> 00:17:49,206
Well, I guess I'm not
so much of a whale girl

405
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,808
as I am a humanitarian.

406
00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:56,046
I don't know..
you watch the news and

407
00:17:56,048 --> 00:17:58,047
you see these
horrible things

408
00:17:58,049 --> 00:18:00,950
and just..
it makes you think.

409
00:18:00,952 --> 00:18:03,722
We've really got it
good here in the USA.

410
00:18:05,156 --> 00:18:08,859
They don't even show
you the worst stuff.

411
00:18:08,861 --> 00:18:10,764
Yeah, no,
you're probably right.

412
00:18:12,131 --> 00:18:13,967
So, what, you want
to expose the truth?

413
00:18:15,902 --> 00:18:19,603
I want to help those who
can't help themselves.

414
00:18:19,605 --> 00:18:24,874
I don't know, maybe teach
kids or build libraries,

415
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:27,146
dig water wells.

416
00:18:28,914 --> 00:18:30,680
I don't know.

417
00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:32,082
It's like you said,

418
00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:34,051
there's a lot of
problems in the world.

419
00:18:34,053 --> 00:18:36,056
One girl can't fix them all.

420
00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:41,025
I don't know about that.

421
00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:43,160
I know I believe in you.

422
00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:45,161
I do.

423
00:18:45,163 --> 00:18:48,067
I do, and, um...

424
00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:51,869
...you've inspired me.

425
00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:54,270
You have. Um...

426
00:18:54,272 --> 00:18:56,942
maybe it's time for me
to do something great.

427
00:18:59,945 --> 00:19:01,210
You should have
become an astronaut,

428
00:19:01,212 --> 00:19:04,817
see how big
this world really is.

429
00:19:06,786 --> 00:19:09,719
You know, there are
over 300 billion stars

430
00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:11,721
in the Milky Way,

431
00:19:11,723 --> 00:19:14,959
and all we can do is
sit here and observe.

432
00:19:14,961 --> 00:19:16,759
You know, if you keep
looking at the world

433
00:19:16,761 --> 00:19:18,128
through a filter,

434
00:19:18,130 --> 00:19:20,567
you're never going
to see its true beauty.

435
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:25,905
If you want to be
an astronaut, do it.

436
00:19:27,940 --> 00:19:31,240
Sometimes life
gives you moments,

437
00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:33,744
and if you don't leap
at the opportunity,

438
00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:36,615
you lose them forever.

439
00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:53,263
I'm sorry.
I have to go.

440
00:19:53,265 --> 00:19:56,269
Have to g...
Julia. Julia!

441
00:19:57,903 --> 00:19:59,969
<i>So she just left?
After ice cream?</i>

442
00:19:59,971 --> 00:20:03,806
Hmm... ice cream,
philosophy, romance.

443
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:06,876
Well, you gave her the deadly
combo, boom, boom, boom!

444
00:20:06,878 --> 00:20:09,912
Yeah, it's
probably for the best.

445
00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:11,949
What do you mean?

446
00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:13,717
Why do you even care, bro?
Look at you.

447
00:20:13,719 --> 00:20:15,084
You're a tall,
good-looking dude.

448
00:20:15,086 --> 00:20:16,286
You could probably have
any girl in this bar.

449
00:20:16,288 --> 00:20:17,787
Here's one, for example.

450
00:20:17,789 --> 00:20:19,256
Just pick one out,
dust yourself off,

451
00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:20,690
and move on to the next one.

452
00:20:20,692 --> 00:20:21,758
I don't want
the next one,

453
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,026
you understand?
I want this one.

454
00:20:23,028 --> 00:20:24,827
No, you only think
you want this one.

455
00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:26,896
It's called Psychology 101,
my friend.

456
00:20:26,898 --> 00:20:28,998
You two were forced
to spend an inordinate

457
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,867
amount of time together
in such a brief period.

458
00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:32,302
Of course it's
gonna be natural

459
00:20:32,304 --> 00:20:34,103
for a certain level
of attraction to develop.

460
00:20:34,105 --> 00:20:37,306
But after time, this is all
gonna just pass away, pshhh.

461
00:20:37,308 --> 00:20:39,075
Okay, Freud, no, seriously,
I'm telling you,

462
00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:40,110
I know what
I'm talking about, okay?

463
00:20:40,112 --> 00:20:42,345
The energy was different.

464
00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:45,783
It's hard to explain.
It's just different.

465
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,684
Okay, you've convinced me.

466
00:20:47,686 --> 00:20:49,253
Wait, what?
Really?

467
00:20:49,255 --> 00:20:51,321
No, but I can see
that you've convinced yourself

468
00:20:51,323 --> 00:20:53,157
so I'm just trying
to be supportive.

469
00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:55,758
Okay, so what do I do now?

470
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,928
I think you should take
another crack at her.

471
00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,463
I mean, who knows, maybe
she's sitting in some bar

472
00:21:00,465 --> 00:21:01,899
on the other side
of town right now

473
00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,333
having this exact same
conversation

474
00:21:03,335 --> 00:21:05,268
with her best friend
named Kallie.

475
00:21:05,270 --> 00:21:07,004
That's right.

476
00:21:07,006 --> 00:21:08,439
Wait, she's got a best
friend named Kallie?

477
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:09,405
Well, I like
to think that everyone

478
00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:10,440
has a best friend named Kal,

479
00:21:10,442 --> 00:21:11,709
or Kallie if it's a girl,

480
00:21:11,711 --> 00:21:13,009
although if she's a tomboy,

481
00:21:13,011 --> 00:21:14,279
they'll call her "Kal"
for short.

482
00:21:24,856 --> 00:21:27,056
What's this?

483
00:21:27,058 --> 00:21:29,125
It's a peace offering.

484
00:21:29,127 --> 00:21:31,397
So you can always see
the entirety of the world.

485
00:21:33,132 --> 00:21:35,199
It's stupid.

486
00:21:35,201 --> 00:21:37,767
No, it's great.
Thank you.

487
00:21:37,769 --> 00:21:39,469
Look, Eric, I need
to apologize...

488
00:21:39,471 --> 00:21:41,305
It's my fault. Listen, I got
caught up in the moment,

489
00:21:41,307 --> 00:21:42,972
and I did something
I shouldn't have done.

490
00:21:42,974 --> 00:21:44,941
It just felt... right.

491
00:21:44,943 --> 00:21:47,944
No, listen,
I need to apologize because

492
00:21:47,946 --> 00:21:50,948
I should have told you
that I had a boyfriend,

493
00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:53,283
a fiancé, actually.

494
00:21:53,285 --> 00:21:56,487
Oh. Yeah, maybe
you should have mentioned that.

495
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:59,757
You don't, uh...
you don't wear a ring.

496
00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:02,258
Yeah, it's being sized.

497
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:06,497
Um, okay...
a fiancé since when?

498
00:22:06,499 --> 00:22:09,932
2008. Well, not
engaged since then,

499
00:22:09,934 --> 00:22:11,834
but that's when we met.

500
00:22:11,836 --> 00:22:13,370
Our first date
was actually

501
00:22:13,372 --> 00:22:15,075
the opening night
of "Twilight".

502
00:22:17,777 --> 00:22:19,176
And you're still with him?

503
00:22:21,146 --> 00:22:23,881
I was actually sitting
on a park bench outside

504
00:22:23,883 --> 00:22:27,918
the South Hills Mall
and this guy comes up to me

505
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,386
and he's like,
"Hey, I have this ticket

506
00:22:30,388 --> 00:22:32,890
to the 7:05 showing
because I was going to take

507
00:22:32,892 --> 00:22:35,025
my little sister
and she got sick.

508
00:22:35,027 --> 00:22:37,427
Any chance you'd
want to go with me?"

509
00:22:37,429 --> 00:22:41,398
Look, Eric, I don't
want to bore you with

510
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,033
all these
"you're a great guy,"

511
00:22:43,035 --> 00:22:45,835
"you're going to find
the right girl" clichés.

512
00:22:45,837 --> 00:22:48,340
But you really
are a great guy.

513
00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:53,413
That's great.

514
00:23:02,887 --> 00:23:05,021
I'm telling you, man,
it was a total disaster, okay?

515
00:23:05,023 --> 00:23:06,989
I didn't even get
a word out and, boom,

516
00:23:06,991 --> 00:23:08,892
she drops
that bomb on me.

517
00:23:08,894 --> 00:23:10,427
What do I do?

518
00:23:10,429 --> 00:23:12,395
Listen to the advice
I already gave you.

519
00:23:12,397 --> 00:23:15,199
You gotta forget about her,
just let her be.

520
00:23:15,201 --> 00:23:16,600
Impossible.

521
00:23:16,602 --> 00:23:19,436
Wow, this girl's really
gotten to you, huh?

522
00:23:19,438 --> 00:23:21,872
You know what?
The way I see it,

523
00:23:21,874 --> 00:23:23,239
you only have two
options, okay?

524
00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:25,508
One, you win her
the old fashioned way

525
00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:27,110
with your words, or...

526
00:23:27,112 --> 00:23:29,412
- I let her be.
- ...you kill her boyfriend.

527
00:23:29,414 --> 00:23:30,847
Kal, you crazy?

528
00:23:30,849 --> 00:23:32,949
No.

529
00:23:32,951 --> 00:23:34,551
I'm not gonna kill
her boyfriend, Kal.

530
00:23:34,553 --> 00:23:37,019
- You want me to?
- No!

531
00:23:37,021 --> 00:23:39,222
Well, then...
you gotta go talk to her.

532
00:23:39,224 --> 00:23:41,123
I don't know what
to say to her. I tried.

533
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,491
Jesus Christ, do I
have to do everything for you?

534
00:23:42,493 --> 00:23:43,492
This whole thing's
got me fucked up.

535
00:23:43,494 --> 00:23:44,894
Look at me right now.

536
00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:46,563
Does this look
like a happy face?

537
00:23:46,565 --> 00:23:48,565
Okay, look, if you are as
convinced as you say you are,

538
00:23:48,567 --> 00:23:50,867
then you gotta communicate
that to her, man.

539
00:23:50,869 --> 00:23:52,969
Say something honest,
from the heart.

540
00:23:52,971 --> 00:23:54,403
You gotta lay it
all out there

541
00:23:54,405 --> 00:23:56,573
and let the chips fall
where they may.

542
00:23:56,575 --> 00:23:58,441
Just make sure
you stop short of

543
00:23:58,443 --> 00:24:01,380
going all Affleck
in "Chasing Amy" on her.

544
00:24:03,015 --> 00:24:04,547
Affleck got the girl.

545
00:24:04,549 --> 00:24:06,883
Touché.

546
00:24:06,885 --> 00:24:09,989
Okay... okay.

547
00:24:49,127 --> 00:24:50,128
Julia.

548
00:24:51,195 --> 00:24:53,697
- Hey.
- Hey.

549
00:24:53,699 --> 00:24:55,998
Do you have a minute, maybe,
to go over something?

550
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,604
Yeah, yeah, what's up?

551
00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:03,042
I don't know
how to put this, um...

552
00:25:04,276 --> 00:25:06,109
Life is complicated, right?

553
00:25:06,111 --> 00:25:09,947
It's full of surprises,
things you didn't see coming.

554
00:25:09,949 --> 00:25:12,949
and, um,
you gotta make choices,

555
00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:14,183
and there are
moments, right,

556
00:25:14,185 --> 00:25:15,922
that are...
that are important.

557
00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:19,989
Eric, what are
you trying to say?

558
00:25:19,991 --> 00:25:22,028
Just bear with me, uh...

559
00:25:27,031 --> 00:25:29,032
I'm falling
in love with you,

560
00:25:29,034 --> 00:25:33,569
and I...
just hear me out.

561
00:25:33,571 --> 00:25:36,206
There are over seven
billion people on this planet,

562
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:39,209
yet somehow, some way,
our paths managed to cross,

563
00:25:39,211 --> 00:25:42,712
right,
in the most unlikely event.

564
00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:45,649
And I feel amazing
when I'm around you.

565
00:25:45,651 --> 00:25:48,584
I feel like
I'm full of life, and happy,

566
00:25:48,586 --> 00:25:54,557
like I have purpose,
and, um...

567
00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:57,427
I'm sort of hoping
that you felt the same way.

568
00:25:57,429 --> 00:26:00,596
If not, just a little bit
of you, and I feel like,

569
00:26:00,598 --> 00:26:03,065
if you do,
that we owe it to ourselves

570
00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:07,671
to explore that feeling
a little bit deeper.

571
00:26:07,673 --> 00:26:09,538
I know it sounds crazy

572
00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:13,043
but I'm sitting over there
and I'm waiting for you...

573
00:26:13,045 --> 00:26:16,380
and I can't help
but think that, uh...

574
00:26:16,382 --> 00:26:18,451
you and I were
meant to be together.

575
00:26:19,684 --> 00:26:22,018
No, we weren't.

576
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,652
If the universe,
as you say,

577
00:26:23,654 --> 00:26:26,288
had truly wanted us
to be together,

578
00:26:26,290 --> 00:26:28,557
we would be together.

579
00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:31,128
We would have met
at a different time,

580
00:26:31,130 --> 00:26:32,763
but we didn't.

581
00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:35,301
I love my fiancé.

582
00:26:38,237 --> 00:26:39,369
Hey, babe.

583
00:26:39,371 --> 00:26:41,103
Adam, hi, honey.

584
00:26:41,105 --> 00:26:43,340
This is Eric.
He was just in the area,

585
00:26:43,342 --> 00:26:44,708
- thought he'd say hi.
- Yeah.

586
00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:47,177
Yeah, no, Eric.
Jules told me a lot about you.

587
00:26:47,179 --> 00:26:48,311
It's nice to
finally meet you.

588
00:26:48,313 --> 00:26:49,779
Oh, good.
All right, great.

589
00:26:49,781 --> 00:26:52,181
Just the... just said
the good stuff about you.

590
00:26:52,183 --> 00:26:54,651
Oh, well.

591
00:26:54,653 --> 00:26:56,219
You guys don't have
to stand out here.

592
00:26:56,221 --> 00:26:58,087
Why don't you come
inside and grab a drink?

593
00:26:58,089 --> 00:27:01,091
Uh, you know what? I would,
but I probably shouldn't.

594
00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:03,325
I came by for a work thing and then
I gotta get back to the grind.

595
00:27:03,327 --> 00:27:05,562
- You know how it is.
- Yeah, I know.

596
00:27:05,564 --> 00:27:07,096
Hey, nice to finally
meet you, bro.

597
00:27:07,098 --> 00:27:08,565
Oh, you too. Thanks.

598
00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:09,799
Goodbye, Eric.

599
00:27:09,801 --> 00:27:12,038
- Enjoy your day.
- Take care, bro.

600
00:27:19,744 --> 00:27:23,380
<i>If we were able to move an
object faster than the speed of light,</i>

601
00:27:23,382 --> 00:27:25,582
<i>according to Einstein's
Theory of Relativity,</i>

602
00:27:25,584 --> 00:27:28,485
<i>there would be an inertial
frame of reference</i>

603
00:27:28,487 --> 00:27:30,420
<i>in which
the object or the signal</i>

604
00:27:30,422 --> 00:27:34,257
<i>would be moving
backward in time.</i>

605
00:27:34,259 --> 00:27:36,596
<i>Is time travel possible?</i>

606
00:27:38,497 --> 00:27:40,497
<i>Or is time travel
simply a concept</i>

607
00:27:40,499 --> 00:27:43,632
<i>that exists only
in science fiction?</i>

608
00:27:43,634 --> 00:27:46,236
<i>Imagine reliving
the moon landing,</i>

609
00:27:46,238 --> 00:27:49,840
<i>or watching Babe Ruth
hit a home run in person.</i>

610
00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:52,843
<i>And while time travel
is often thought of</i>

611
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:56,379
<i>as a science fiction trope,
it is in fact something</i>

612
00:27:56,381 --> 00:27:59,548
<i>that may someday soon
become a reality.</i>

613
00:27:59,550 --> 00:28:03,420
<i>You see, the Theory
of General Relativity</i>

614
00:28:03,422 --> 00:28:07,157
<i>suggests a basis
for backward time travel,</i>

615
00:28:07,159 --> 00:28:10,494
<i>and I not only believe
that time travel is</i>

616
00:28:10,496 --> 00:28:13,697
<i>theoretically possible,
but I am confident</i>

617
00:28:13,699 --> 00:28:16,169
<i>that it will be achieved
during my lifetime.</i>

618
00:28:38,690 --> 00:28:40,724
Like, after 4:00 pm all the...

619
00:28:40,726 --> 00:28:43,160
you guys got your ID?

620
00:28:43,162 --> 00:28:45,194
It's insane, you know?

621
00:28:45,196 --> 00:28:46,896
Like, what are we
supposed to do? ID?

622
00:28:46,898 --> 00:28:48,731
Uh, I'm actually
not a student.

623
00:28:48,733 --> 00:28:51,735
I was hoping to speak
to Dr. Joseph Goyer?

624
00:28:51,737 --> 00:28:54,638
Ah. Authorized personnel only
beyond this point, sir.

625
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,206
Right, no, I understand.

626
00:28:56,208 --> 00:28:58,741
I was just hoping to get
a quick word with him.

627
00:28:58,743 --> 00:29:00,242
Maybe you could bring
him up to the front

628
00:29:00,244 --> 00:29:02,312
or I could schedule
an appointment,

629
00:29:02,314 --> 00:29:04,480
maybe speak to him later.
Whatever works.

630
00:29:04,482 --> 00:29:07,486
Are you deaf,
or are you stupid?

631
00:29:09,755 --> 00:29:11,755
I'm sorry, what?

632
00:29:11,757 --> 00:29:14,824
Ah, deaf, I see.

633
00:29:14,826 --> 00:29:19,196
Authorized personnel only

634
00:29:19,198 --> 00:29:22,435
beyond this point, sir.

635
00:29:23,835 --> 00:29:25,701
Are you for real?
Because I was just asking

636
00:29:25,703 --> 00:29:27,603
- for a little bit of help.
- Yeah, okay,

637
00:29:27,605 --> 00:29:28,971
Keep pushing me, buddy,

638
00:29:28,973 --> 00:29:31,941
and you're about to see
just how real I can get.

639
00:29:31,943 --> 00:29:33,910
Everything okay here, Ed?

640
00:29:33,912 --> 00:29:36,880
Yes. Nothing I can't
handle, Professor.

641
00:29:36,882 --> 00:29:39,315
Uh, can I help you?

642
00:29:39,317 --> 00:29:42,451
Uh, perhaps.
I was hoping to get a word

643
00:29:42,453 --> 00:29:45,758
with Dr. Joseph Goyer
in the Physics Department.

644
00:29:49,361 --> 00:29:52,796
It's okay, Ed.
I'll handle this.

645
00:29:52,798 --> 00:29:54,797
Come on, follow me.

646
00:29:54,799 --> 00:29:56,932
Don't worry.

647
00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:59,302
Pardon me, Ed.

648
00:29:59,304 --> 00:30:00,636
Dr. Goyer was one of
the most brilliant scientists

649
00:30:00,638 --> 00:30:01,971
I ever worked with.

650
00:30:01,973 --> 00:30:04,306
"Was"? He doesn't
work here anymore?

651
00:30:04,308 --> 00:30:06,476
Not for about
five years now.

652
00:30:06,478 --> 00:30:08,378
What happened?

653
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:09,845
Lab accident.

654
00:30:09,847 --> 00:30:12,882
He was working on
a device that he believed

655
00:30:12,884 --> 00:30:15,818
would generate enough
power to open two points

656
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:17,821
in the space-time
continuum.

657
00:30:17,823 --> 00:30:19,623
Time travel.

658
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,857
But his experiment
wasn't authorized.

659
00:30:21,859 --> 00:30:24,427
Something went wrong
and an explosion

660
00:30:24,429 --> 00:30:26,395
destroyed the physics lab.

661
00:30:26,397 --> 00:30:28,498
He died in
that explosion?

662
00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,767
No, no one was hurt
in the incident,

663
00:30:31,769 --> 00:30:35,438
but the university president
was none too pleased.

664
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,976
Goyer was fired.

665
00:30:39,744 --> 00:30:42,612
After he got fired,
did you guys keep in touch?

666
00:30:42,614 --> 00:30:45,015
He reach out? You have any
idea where he might be?

667
00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:48,918
No, he pretty much dropped
off the radar after that.

668
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,054
You might want
to try his ex-wife.

669
00:30:51,056 --> 00:30:54,423
I think she still
lives in the area.

670
00:30:54,425 --> 00:30:55,624
Well, Professor,
thank you so much

671
00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:56,825
for your time.
I appreciate it.

672
00:30:56,827 --> 00:30:58,027
Sorry I couldn't
be more help.

673
00:30:58,029 --> 00:30:59,699
You've been great,
thank you.

674
00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:04,369
Uh...

675
00:31:06,837 --> 00:31:09,873
Time travel.
You, uh...

676
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:12,642
you don't suppose he was
on to something, do you?

677
00:31:12,644 --> 00:31:17,380
His theories contradicted many
modern physics principles,

678
00:31:17,382 --> 00:31:22,017
but Joe was smarter
than all of us, so...

679
00:31:22,019 --> 00:31:23,353
who knows?

680
00:31:23,355 --> 00:31:24,690
Thanks again.

681
00:31:28,759 --> 00:31:30,526
<i>So can I get you
something to drink?</i>

682
00:31:30,528 --> 00:31:32,594
Coffee? Water?

683
00:31:32,596 --> 00:31:35,634
Uh, sure, I'll have a water.
Sounds good.

684
00:31:38,436 --> 00:31:40,670
You know, like I told
you on the phone,

685
00:31:40,672 --> 00:31:43,409
I don't think I'm going
to be very much help to you.

686
00:31:46,877 --> 00:31:51,815
You know, it seems
like a lifetime ago.

687
00:31:51,817 --> 00:31:55,084
When was the last time
you, um, talked to him?

688
00:31:55,086 --> 00:31:58,054
Truth be told, I haven't
seen or heard from him

689
00:31:58,056 --> 00:31:59,988
in almost five years.

690
00:31:59,990 --> 00:32:04,393
And you don't have any idea
where he might be, or...?

691
00:32:04,395 --> 00:32:07,764
Well, he had a grandfather
on his mother's side

692
00:32:07,766 --> 00:32:09,899
who owns
some land out in Colorado

693
00:32:09,901 --> 00:32:13,769
or... maybe it
was Arizona.

694
00:32:13,771 --> 00:32:15,907
I can't remember,
but you could start there.

695
00:32:19,577 --> 00:32:22,010
So I Holden McNeil-ed her,

696
00:32:22,012 --> 00:32:24,546
she did not Alyssa Jones
me back.

697
00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:27,116
What?
Dude, that blows, man,

698
00:32:27,118 --> 00:32:28,852
and not in a good way.

699
00:32:28,854 --> 00:32:30,754
Oh, and I met her fiancé.

700
00:32:30,756 --> 00:32:32,855
Was he a Rick Derris type?

701
00:32:32,857 --> 00:32:36,092
No, no. He was charming, actually.
Nice guy.

702
00:32:36,094 --> 00:32:38,894
Invited me in for a drink.
I declined.

703
00:32:38,896 --> 00:32:41,430
Well, that's tough
to compete with.

704
00:32:41,432 --> 00:32:43,568
You can't
compete with it.

705
00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:52,808
Unless...

706
00:32:52,810 --> 00:32:56,513
what if there was a way
to travel back in time

707
00:32:56,515 --> 00:32:59,582
to a point before
she met this guy?

708
00:32:59,584 --> 00:33:01,785
Holy shit,
why didn't I think of that?

709
00:33:01,787 --> 00:33:03,987
The DeLorean's parked
right here, Marty.

710
00:33:03,989 --> 00:33:06,855
- What are we waiting for?
- I'm being serious, Kal.

711
00:33:06,857 --> 00:33:08,892
What if that
were possible?

712
00:33:08,894 --> 00:33:11,960
Well, I would say yeah,
that's a crazy plan.

713
00:33:11,962 --> 00:33:14,099
Why are you
chasing this woman?

714
00:33:16,567 --> 00:33:19,201
Hell, I never did
anything with my life.

715
00:33:19,203 --> 00:33:21,938
Nothing.
I'm floating by.

716
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,539
I've never fought
for anything,

717
00:33:23,541 --> 00:33:24,908
was never inspired
to do anything,

718
00:33:24,910 --> 00:33:26,778
I never
worked for anything.

719
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,582
What if this
is that moment?

720
00:33:32,584 --> 00:33:33,949
What if this is
that moment

721
00:33:33,951 --> 00:33:36,020
that I'm supposed
to fight for?

722
00:33:38,557 --> 00:33:40,893
I don't want to look back
and have any regrets.

723
00:33:44,829 --> 00:33:47,066
What are you
talking about?

724
00:33:52,170 --> 00:33:55,838
There's this guy, Joseph
Goyer, Dr. Joseph Goyer.

725
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,707
He believes that time travel
is possible.

726
00:33:57,709 --> 00:33:58,874
I know it sounds
crazy but he thinks

727
00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,577
it can be achieved
in our lifetime.

728
00:34:01,579 --> 00:34:02,814
And you believe him?

729
00:34:04,883 --> 00:34:07,883
No... I don't know.

730
00:34:07,885 --> 00:34:09,885
I'd like a chance to get to
talk to the guy, you know?

731
00:34:09,887 --> 00:34:11,787
Okay, then, why don't you?

732
00:34:11,789 --> 00:34:13,822
'Cause I can't find him.

733
00:34:13,824 --> 00:34:16,726
I went to his old work, I talked
to his ex-coworkers, his ex-wife.

734
00:34:16,728 --> 00:34:18,126
Nobody knows where
the hell the guy is.

735
00:34:18,128 --> 00:34:22,164
Well, maybe... maybe he's dead.

736
00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:24,233
His ex-wife said
something about a ranch

737
00:34:24,235 --> 00:34:27,105
in Colorado or
Arizona or something.

738
00:34:29,574 --> 00:34:30,974
Hey...

739
00:34:30,976 --> 00:34:33,742
what did you say
this guy's name was again?

740
00:34:33,744 --> 00:34:35,480
Joseph Goyer.

741
00:34:37,282 --> 00:34:39,081
Like G-o-y-e-r?

742
00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:41,985
Yeah. What are you doing?

743
00:34:41,987 --> 00:34:44,686
Give me 24 hours to find
this doctor of yours.

744
00:34:44,688 --> 00:34:46,255
- All right.
- How are you gonna do that?

745
00:34:46,257 --> 00:34:48,258
Hey, I'm Kal.

746
00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:49,758
You got this, right?

747
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,260
- Yeah, no, I got it.
- Thanks, buddy.

748
00:34:51,262 --> 00:34:52,528
All right.

749
00:35:02,873 --> 00:35:05,240
So whoever couldn't
find this doctor of yours

750
00:35:05,242 --> 00:35:06,809
wasn't looking very hard.

751
00:35:06,811 --> 00:35:08,077
What are you talking about?
You found him?

752
00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:09,077
Yeah, where's
the peanut butter?

753
00:35:09,079 --> 00:35:11,113
To the left, second shelf.

754
00:35:11,115 --> 00:35:13,682
- County records.
- What?

755
00:35:13,684 --> 00:35:15,684
Arizona county records,
to be exact.

756
00:35:15,686 --> 00:35:17,119
So, turns out his grandfather

757
00:35:17,121 --> 00:35:19,889
owned a large parcel of land
in rural Arizona,

758
00:35:19,891 --> 00:35:21,257
land which,
according to county records,

759
00:35:21,259 --> 00:35:24,961
has never changed hands,
you follow?

760
00:35:24,963 --> 00:35:27,130
So his grandfather
passed away in 1992,

761
00:35:27,132 --> 00:35:28,998
which means the land
probably stayed

762
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,999
in the family
so they never had to file

763
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:32,869
the paperwork to change
the name on the deed.

764
00:35:32,871 --> 00:35:35,271
Kal, how'd you find out
all this information, anyway?

765
00:35:35,273 --> 00:35:36,972
Internet,
what do you think?

766
00:35:36,974 --> 00:35:38,608
Oh, I did a quick
satellite search

767
00:35:38,610 --> 00:35:40,242
and I found this.
Check it out.

768
00:35:40,244 --> 00:35:41,711
What's this?

769
00:35:41,713 --> 00:35:42,979
So that's the house
right there,

770
00:35:42,981 --> 00:35:44,847
and then that looks like
a car or a truck.

771
00:35:44,849 --> 00:35:46,215
It's kind of hard to tell
'cause the resolution...

772
00:35:46,217 --> 00:35:48,016
I swear to God I would
give you a hug right now

773
00:35:48,018 --> 00:35:49,719
if I didn't think
you'd get hard from it.

774
00:35:49,721 --> 00:35:52,822
Well, I did one better:
driving directions.

775
00:35:52,824 --> 00:35:55,057
What?!
Look at you!

776
00:35:55,059 --> 00:35:57,827
You know what
this means, right?

777
00:35:57,829 --> 00:35:59,265
Yeah.

778
00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:03,569
Oh, yeah.

779
00:36:06,804 --> 00:36:08,338
I mean, you know,
this guy could wind up

780
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:11,007
being some kind
of wack job, right?

781
00:36:11,009 --> 00:36:13,943
Eric Laziter, it's been
an honor and a privilege

782
00:36:13,945 --> 00:36:17,112
being your best friend
for the past 16 years.

783
00:36:17,114 --> 00:36:19,983
Godspeed, my friend.

784
00:36:19,985 --> 00:36:23,219
Kal, you're
an amazing human being.

785
00:36:23,221 --> 00:36:24,954
The honor and
the privilege was all mine.

786
00:36:24,956 --> 00:36:27,123
Get in here.
Come here, buddy.

787
00:36:27,125 --> 00:36:28,657
- Love you, man.
- I love you too.

788
00:36:28,659 --> 00:36:31,260
- Aah! Go get her, dog.
- All right. Thank you.

789
00:36:31,262 --> 00:36:33,362
Hey, can I have your TV?

790
00:37:25,449 --> 00:37:28,851
Dr. Goyer?
Joseph Goyer?

791
00:37:28,853 --> 00:37:31,389
Well, it's mainly
just "Joe" these days.

792
00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:36,726
I'm, uh, Eric Laziter.

793
00:37:36,728 --> 00:37:37,994
Nice to see you in person.

794
00:37:37,996 --> 00:37:39,929
I've come a long
way to talk to you.

795
00:37:39,931 --> 00:37:41,063
Curious.

796
00:37:41,065 --> 00:37:43,331
Well, what can I
do for you, son?

797
00:37:43,333 --> 00:37:45,901
Uh, truthfully
I'm curious about

798
00:37:45,903 --> 00:37:47,804
your theories
on time travel.

799
00:37:47,806 --> 00:37:49,237
You said it could be
achieved in our lifetime,

800
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,740
said theoretically
it was possible.

801
00:37:51,742 --> 00:37:55,945
What do you think we'd
need to make it happen?

802
00:37:55,947 --> 00:37:59,718
A lot of money...
and time.

803
00:38:01,418 --> 00:38:02,818
Well, money I have,

804
00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:06,789
and if your
theories are true...

805
00:38:06,791 --> 00:38:08,791
time shouldn't be
an issue either, right?

806
00:38:08,793 --> 00:38:11,193
Well, technically...
you know what?

807
00:38:11,195 --> 00:38:12,964
Let's go inside and talk.

808
00:38:15,065 --> 00:38:17,200
Okay, the ball
represents the Earth.

809
00:38:17,202 --> 00:38:19,001
- Okay.
- The fabric

810
00:38:19,003 --> 00:38:22,871
represents that which is
MALLEABLE: space and time.

811
00:38:22,873 --> 00:38:24,941
This point where
the fabric and the ball

812
00:38:24,943 --> 00:38:27,809
are touching represents
where we currently are

813
00:38:27,811 --> 00:38:30,179
- in both time and space.
- Okay.

814
00:38:30,181 --> 00:38:32,882
Now, with enough energy
focused on space and time,

815
00:38:32,884 --> 00:38:34,950
you can
snap together in time

816
00:38:34,952 --> 00:38:38,019
two moments
just for an instant.

817
00:38:38,021 --> 00:38:40,856
Sounds a lot like
the Rosen bridge theory.

818
00:38:40,858 --> 00:38:43,892
It's essentially a wormhole
you're talking about, right?

819
00:38:43,894 --> 00:38:45,862
Precisely.

820
00:38:45,864 --> 00:38:48,798
Now, reports mentioned the
immeasurably small amount of time

821
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,266
that the gap
in space-time was open.

822
00:38:50,268 --> 00:38:52,400
Right, suggesting
that not even

823
00:38:52,402 --> 00:38:53,436
an electron could
slip through.

824
00:38:53,438 --> 00:38:55,003
See, that was their flaw,

825
00:38:55,005 --> 00:38:57,340
and where my theory differs.

826
00:38:57,342 --> 00:38:59,441
The electrons could
travel the wormhole,

827
00:38:59,443 --> 00:39:03,345
but they arrive on a different
plane of existence.

828
00:39:03,347 --> 00:39:05,280
When space and time
are broken,

829
00:39:05,282 --> 00:39:08,918
you effectively create
a new alternate reality,

830
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:13,523
one that follows our past
exactly until it's created,

831
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,525
at which point
the unnatural interactions

832
00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:19,829
spiral off into
a future unrecognizable.

833
00:39:19,831 --> 00:39:21,329
A future unrecognizable,

834
00:39:21,331 --> 00:39:22,999
so you can change the past?

835
00:39:23,001 --> 00:39:26,269
No, no, no.
You can change your future.

836
00:39:26,271 --> 00:39:28,838
Or, rather,
the future in the time line

837
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,009
that you traveled back to.

838
00:39:34,846 --> 00:39:37,112
You're saying
this is a one-way trip, right?

839
00:39:37,114 --> 00:39:38,981
I suppose inter-dimensional
travel

840
00:39:38,983 --> 00:39:42,050
is theoretically
possible at some point.

841
00:39:42,052 --> 00:39:43,418
The concepts and equations

842
00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,320
involving that matter
far, far exceed

843
00:39:45,322 --> 00:39:48,191
anything in the current
world known of physics.

844
00:39:48,193 --> 00:39:51,961
Why didn't you
continue your research?

845
00:39:51,963 --> 00:39:54,396
Yeah, um...

846
00:39:54,398 --> 00:39:57,867
blowing up a lab
gives people pause

847
00:39:57,869 --> 00:40:00,869
when it comes
to acquiring funding.

848
00:40:00,871 --> 00:40:04,039
The incident also caused
me to become

849
00:40:04,041 --> 00:40:07,445
a bit of a laughingstock within
the scientific community.

850
00:40:11,949 --> 00:40:12,951
Okay.

851
00:40:14,952 --> 00:40:16,054
One last question.

852
00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:21,260
How do you feel
about second chances?

853
00:40:22,994 --> 00:40:25,561
Look around.

854
00:40:25,563 --> 00:40:29,067
What do you see?
What do you hear?

855
00:40:33,103 --> 00:40:34,970
Nothing.

856
00:40:34,972 --> 00:40:40,610
Exactly.
It's just beautiful.

857
00:40:40,612 --> 00:40:44,012
All my life
I've been surrounded

858
00:40:44,014 --> 00:40:46,182
by the busyness
of the world,

859
00:40:46,184 --> 00:40:49,017
its problems, the critics.

860
00:40:49,019 --> 00:40:53,990
It can literally drain
the life out of you.

861
00:40:53,992 --> 00:40:57,626
But as I've grown older,

862
00:40:57,628 --> 00:40:59,461
I've grown to appreciate
the peace of mind

863
00:40:59,463 --> 00:41:01,500
that comes with the silence.

864
00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:05,601
I have no desire
to go back.

865
00:41:05,603 --> 00:41:08,905
None at all, huh?
Why is that?

866
00:41:08,907 --> 00:41:12,544
A man can only
handle so much failure.

867
00:41:16,914 --> 00:41:19,615
You know, some of
the brightest minds in history

868
00:41:19,617 --> 00:41:22,117
have had to endure
incredible amounts of failure

869
00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:23,318
in order
to achieve success.

870
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,153
Take Robert Goddard,
for example.

871
00:41:25,155 --> 00:41:27,423
- Apples and oranges.
- It's not apples and oranges.

872
00:41:27,425 --> 00:41:29,958
His theories on rockets
we could potentially use

873
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,459
for space travel,
they were highly criticized.

874
00:41:31,461 --> 00:41:34,063
He was called a fool,
told they were impossible.

875
00:41:34,065 --> 00:41:36,132
He was shunned.

876
00:41:36,134 --> 00:41:39,302
Eight years later,

877
00:41:39,304 --> 00:41:41,704
his research was key in the
genesis of the space program.

878
00:41:41,706 --> 00:41:43,972
- Your point?
- My point, doctor,

879
00:41:43,974 --> 00:41:47,275
is that he let people drive him
into seclusion, the critics,

880
00:41:47,277 --> 00:41:50,146
and he died before
he was ever able

881
00:41:50,148 --> 00:41:51,546
to see his vision
become reality.

882
00:41:51,548 --> 00:41:53,085
My point to you...

883
00:41:55,686 --> 00:41:58,222
...is maybe it's time
for you to get back to work.

884
00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:02,090
<i>What's this?</i>

885
00:42:02,092 --> 00:42:06,061
A monument
to wasted time and money.

886
00:42:06,063 --> 00:42:08,463
Want to know how it works?

887
00:42:08,465 --> 00:42:09,934
In theory...

888
00:42:14,137 --> 00:42:17,072
Sorry.

889
00:42:17,074 --> 00:42:18,541
The process
of condensing energy

890
00:42:18,543 --> 00:42:21,978
can be obtained with
super-conducted dark matter.

891
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:25,046
Dark matter makes up
approximately 25%

892
00:42:25,048 --> 00:42:26,983
of the total mass
of the universe,

893
00:42:26,985 --> 00:42:28,450
and while it is
not detectable

894
00:42:28,452 --> 00:42:30,720
via traditional means,

895
00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:33,021
I have devised a way
to collect and store

896
00:42:33,023 --> 00:42:35,557
limited quantities of it.

897
00:42:35,559 --> 00:42:38,126
You can store
dark matter, how?

898
00:42:38,128 --> 00:42:40,729
By using rods made of
a special Osmium alloy,

899
00:42:40,731 --> 00:42:43,432
oppositely charged to
create a unique magnetic field

900
00:42:43,434 --> 00:42:46,334
which attracts and
stores the dark matter.

901
00:42:46,336 --> 00:42:47,769
The charges are
then reversed,

902
00:42:47,771 --> 00:42:50,072
causing the dark matter
to be discharged

903
00:42:50,074 --> 00:42:51,706
as a form of dark energy

904
00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:53,608
with enough
power to collapse two points

905
00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:55,713
in the space-time continuum.

906
00:42:59,016 --> 00:43:01,419
Okay. All right,
where do we start?

907
00:43:03,554 --> 00:43:07,125
Uh, we start
by cleaning the lab.

908
00:43:08,458 --> 00:43:10,492
The lab doesn't
get used much, huh?

909
00:43:10,494 --> 00:43:13,965
It's used plenty...
for storage.

910
00:43:18,635 --> 00:43:21,105
Uh, and this?

911
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,572
- How big are the holes?
- What, are you serious?

912
00:43:24,574 --> 00:43:26,708
I mean, I can buy you another pair
of socks if that's what you need.

913
00:43:26,710 --> 00:43:29,211
Throw it in "tools".

914
00:43:29,213 --> 00:43:32,313
Tools... see, I've been
using these things all wrong.

915
00:43:32,315 --> 00:43:35,818
You're looking at it wrong.
It's a rag now.

916
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,552
That's clever.

917
00:43:37,554 --> 00:43:40,356
So, what are you doing
with your time these days

918
00:43:40,358 --> 00:43:42,358
now that you're done
studying time travel?

919
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,827
I spend most of my time
working on that old truck.

920
00:43:44,829 --> 00:43:47,595
It was my dad's.

921
00:43:47,597 --> 00:43:49,731
Been fixing it up
for a long time now.

922
00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:53,401
More of a tinkerer, really,
than a scientist these days,

923
00:43:53,403 --> 00:43:56,505
though I've never really
given up, I suppose.

924
00:43:56,507 --> 00:43:59,108
I'm working the problem
on a smaller scale.

925
00:43:59,110 --> 00:44:01,480
So there are scales
to time travel?

926
00:44:02,813 --> 00:44:05,514
Powering the machine
is only half the battle.

927
00:44:05,516 --> 00:44:07,516
I'm working on the equations.

928
00:44:07,518 --> 00:44:10,188
I see. Well...

929
00:44:11,521 --> 00:44:12,854
call me a simpleton,

930
00:44:12,856 --> 00:44:16,425
but these equations
look pretty solid to me.

931
00:44:16,427 --> 00:44:17,760
Simpleton.

932
00:44:17,762 --> 00:44:20,595
The variables
are undefined.

933
00:44:20,597 --> 00:44:24,200
I spend most of my time chipping
away at the possibilities.

934
00:44:24,202 --> 00:44:27,305
I have no solutions
as of yet.

935
00:44:29,306 --> 00:44:31,307
You identify
the impossibilities,

936
00:44:31,309 --> 00:44:34,510
all you're left with
are the possible.

937
00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:38,414
Yeah, I suppose.

938
00:44:38,416 --> 00:44:40,282
I mean,
isn't that the end game?

939
00:44:40,284 --> 00:44:41,787
To solve the equation?

940
00:44:51,262 --> 00:44:55,363
When I was a kid,
there was this toy,

941
00:44:55,365 --> 00:45:01,804
um... a decoder or
a kaleidoscope or something.

942
00:45:01,806 --> 00:45:04,472
It was
the holy grail to me.

943
00:45:04,474 --> 00:45:08,144
It cost five dollars.

944
00:45:08,146 --> 00:45:10,778
So I scrimped and saved

945
00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:12,481
and added cents
here and there

946
00:45:12,483 --> 00:45:15,251
and eventually I had it,
five dollars.

947
00:45:15,253 --> 00:45:17,253
I went down
and I bought the toy...

948
00:45:17,255 --> 00:45:20,822
only to have it stolen
by this neighborhood bully,

949
00:45:20,824 --> 00:45:22,593
Earl Schroeder.

950
00:45:24,561 --> 00:45:27,630
Anyway, I saved again,
and my birthday comes

951
00:45:27,632 --> 00:45:31,800
and all of a sudden,
five dollars in my palm.

952
00:45:31,802 --> 00:45:34,702
I get on my bike
and I pedal so fast

953
00:45:34,704 --> 00:45:36,271
to get to the store,
I upend my bike

954
00:45:36,273 --> 00:45:39,307
on the way to get
my perfect prize.

955
00:45:39,309 --> 00:45:41,744
And my birthday money
went for new handlebars.

956
00:45:41,746 --> 00:45:44,345
Not my choice.

957
00:45:44,347 --> 00:45:47,883
Back to square one.
I save the money,

958
00:45:47,885 --> 00:45:49,517
I get to the store,

959
00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:52,454
sold out, never to return.

960
00:45:52,456 --> 00:45:55,191
Really?
I'd say somebody

961
00:45:55,193 --> 00:45:56,758
didn't want you to have
that kaleidoscope.

962
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,459
Ah, you would think.

963
00:45:58,461 --> 00:46:00,795
Years later I have a job.

964
00:46:00,797 --> 00:46:03,766
One week I get
a bonus in my check.

965
00:46:03,768 --> 00:46:05,633
I never forgot that toy.

966
00:46:05,635 --> 00:46:07,735
I find it at
a vintage toy store.

967
00:46:07,737 --> 00:46:09,204
I go down to the store.

968
00:46:09,206 --> 00:46:11,273
I slide the money
across the table,

969
00:46:11,275 --> 00:46:12,740
ear-to-ear grin.

970
00:46:12,742 --> 00:46:14,809
I collect my perfect prize.

971
00:46:14,811 --> 00:46:17,679
I walk outside, I'm looking
through the kaleidoscope.

972
00:46:17,681 --> 00:46:19,748
All right,
mission accomplished.

973
00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:21,416
Sort of.

974
00:46:21,418 --> 00:46:22,952
While I'm looking
through the kaleidoscope,

975
00:46:22,954 --> 00:46:24,954
not paying attention
to where I'm going,

976
00:46:24,956 --> 00:46:27,322
I run into this
beautiful young woman.

977
00:46:27,324 --> 00:46:29,791
She's carrying
home groceries from the store.

978
00:46:29,793 --> 00:46:31,594
Knock 'em all over the ground.

979
00:46:31,596 --> 00:46:33,963
In my haste to help her
collect her groceries,

980
00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:36,835
I step on and crush
the kaleidoscope.

981
00:46:38,936 --> 00:46:40,501
Kaleidoscope was jinxed.

982
00:46:40,503 --> 00:46:43,871
No, actually
quite the opposite.

983
00:46:43,873 --> 00:46:45,740
That beautiful young woman

984
00:46:45,742 --> 00:46:48,376
would go on
to become my wife.

985
00:46:48,378 --> 00:46:50,845
This lifelong quest
that I was on

986
00:46:50,847 --> 00:46:54,483
was actually about
something else altogether.

987
00:46:54,485 --> 00:46:58,019
See, I didn't know where
I was supposed to be

988
00:46:58,021 --> 00:47:00,224
until I'd
actually arrived.

989
00:47:04,295 --> 00:47:06,530
Earth to Eric.

990
00:47:13,871 --> 00:47:18,474
Yeah, I was just
thinking about your story

991
00:47:18,476 --> 00:47:22,945
and if
your theory's right...

992
00:47:22,947 --> 00:47:25,914
I was just thinking maybe
your journey's not complete.

993
00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:27,449
What is all this, anyway?

994
00:47:27,451 --> 00:47:29,717
Most of them are
sophisticated gauges

995
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,686
and instruments that will
allow me to pinpoint

996
00:47:31,688 --> 00:47:34,856
exactly when and where
a time traveler ends up.

997
00:47:34,858 --> 00:47:37,358
The process requires
exact calculations

998
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,994
to determine
not only the time,

999
00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:42,898
- but the place as well.
- Okay.

1000
00:47:42,900 --> 00:47:45,367
The earth is
in constant motion,

1001
00:47:45,369 --> 00:47:47,436
both rotationally
and orbitally,

1002
00:47:47,438 --> 00:47:49,003
so sending
a time traveler back

1003
00:47:49,005 --> 00:47:51,572
to a specific point in space

1004
00:47:51,574 --> 00:47:54,876
could very well occur at a time
when the earth isn't there.

1005
00:47:54,878 --> 00:47:58,813
And I must also account
for not only

1006
00:47:58,815 --> 00:48:00,883
the rotation of the earth
but also the rate or speed

1007
00:48:00,885 --> 00:48:02,717
at which the galaxy
is expanding.

1008
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,987
Without precise
and exact calculations,

1009
00:48:04,989 --> 00:48:06,822
a traveler could end up
being dropped off

1010
00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:10,492
in the cold vacuum of space
and killed instantly.

1011
00:48:10,494 --> 00:48:12,827
Push a couple of buttons,
turn a few knobs, right?

1012
00:48:12,829 --> 00:48:14,929
Hey, you have no idea
the amount of education

1013
00:48:14,931 --> 00:48:16,764
- it takes to fathom this kind of math!
- All right, relax.

1014
00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:19,334
I understand what
an imaginary number is.

1015
00:48:19,336 --> 00:48:22,905
- It's okay.
- Good.

1016
00:48:22,907 --> 00:48:24,606
Why don't you
go get some rest?

1017
00:48:24,608 --> 00:48:28,443
Tomorrow... tomorrow
we start the real work.

1018
00:48:31,882 --> 00:48:33,351
<i>Look, I'm no psychiatrist...</i>

1019
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:38,356
but I can tell there's something
more going on with you.

1020
00:48:43,693 --> 00:48:47,532
Ah... am I allowed
to cite personal reasons?

1021
00:48:50,934 --> 00:48:55,037
All right,
suffice it to say that, um,

1022
00:48:55,039 --> 00:48:58,106
maybe I wasn't happy
where my journey ended up

1023
00:48:58,108 --> 00:49:01,043
and I decided to take
things into my own hands.

1024
00:49:01,045 --> 00:49:02,978
Surely you've had things
in your life that you regret,

1025
00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:05,483
things you wish
you'd done differently.

1026
00:49:07,885 --> 00:49:09,921
Only one
that really mattered.

1027
00:49:11,956 --> 00:49:13,688
<i>I don't know, man.
I gotta tell ya...</i>

1028
00:49:13,690 --> 00:49:15,891
I do not see you
getting past my shields.

1029
00:49:15,893 --> 00:49:17,959
Pfft. Your shields
will break down.

1030
00:49:17,961 --> 00:49:19,961
Star Fleet's pretty smart
in their work.

1031
00:49:19,963 --> 00:49:22,030
Torpedoes with
16.1 isotone power,

1032
00:49:22,032 --> 00:49:24,499
18 type 7
phase emitters.

1033
00:49:24,501 --> 00:49:26,101
No, the USS "Enterprise"

1034
00:49:26,103 --> 00:49:28,070
trumps the Imperial
Class Star Destroyer

1035
00:49:28,072 --> 00:49:31,072
in any galaxy.

1036
00:49:31,074 --> 00:49:33,108
Oh, and be careful
when you set that CPU.

1037
00:49:33,110 --> 00:49:35,411
That has to be very
precisely placed.

1038
00:49:35,413 --> 00:49:36,744
I got it.

1039
00:49:36,746 --> 00:49:37,748
Okay.

1040
00:49:40,818 --> 00:49:43,918
Lightsaber.
Pretty cool.

1041
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:47,956
Phaser.
Range beats melee.

1042
00:49:47,958 --> 00:49:50,057
Besides, phasers
fire Nardion particles.

1043
00:49:50,059 --> 00:49:51,793
Even if a lightsaber
could deflect those,

1044
00:49:51,795 --> 00:49:52,994
which it's not
because it's meant

1045
00:49:52,996 --> 00:49:54,595
to deflect pure
energy blaster fire,

1046
00:49:54,597 --> 00:49:56,831
the phaser's continuous
beam capability

1047
00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:58,833
is gonna trump the Jedi's
arm strength any day.

1048
00:49:58,835 --> 00:50:01,737
But they're Jedis.
I think they would be

1049
00:50:01,739 --> 00:50:03,771
slaying red shirts before
their arms got tired.

1050
00:50:03,773 --> 00:50:06,708
Ah, but you forget about the
wide-beam capability of the phaser.

1051
00:50:06,710 --> 00:50:08,876
I did not forget about the wide-beam
capability of the phaser.

1052
00:50:08,878 --> 00:50:11,713
The Jedi only has to protect
himself, right, or herself.

1053
00:50:11,715 --> 00:50:14,048
Three-foot span of a lightsaber,
that would protect most.

1054
00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:16,017
Plus a wide-beam only lands
on a single, flat plane.

1055
00:50:16,019 --> 00:50:17,920
Everybody knows that.

1056
00:50:17,922 --> 00:50:20,722
Luke, gimme Han,
spells dream team.

1057
00:50:20,724 --> 00:50:22,490
Versus Kirk and Spock,
an infallible leader

1058
00:50:22,492 --> 00:50:24,827
and his exceedingly
logical sidekick? Please.

1059
00:50:24,829 --> 00:50:26,862
You give Han his blaster,
you give Luke his lightsaber...

1060
00:50:26,864 --> 00:50:28,796
Ah, shit!

1061
00:50:28,798 --> 00:50:30,199
What happened?

1062
00:50:30,201 --> 00:50:33,469
I fried a circuit.
It was a custom job.

1063
00:50:33,471 --> 00:50:36,671
It took me two years
to build that thing.

1064
00:50:36,673 --> 00:50:37,673
Okay, so what do we do now?

1065
00:50:37,675 --> 00:50:38,843
Well...

1066
00:50:40,844 --> 00:50:42,112
Let me think.

1067
00:50:44,248 --> 00:50:46,014
The fuel cells
discharge in parallel,

1068
00:50:46,016 --> 00:50:49,985
so I can jumper past
the defective board

1069
00:50:49,987 --> 00:50:52,787
but the loss in power
I won't be able to calculate

1070
00:50:52,789 --> 00:50:55,125
until the rods are
charged and in place.

1071
00:51:01,898 --> 00:51:03,664
<i>Once I get the rods
in place,</i>

1072
00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:05,233
<i>I can take
some test readings and see</i>

1073
00:51:05,235 --> 00:51:07,702
what kind of a discharge
we'll be able to achieve.

1074
00:51:07,704 --> 00:51:09,938
So what number are we
looking for here?

1075
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:12,708
Well, theoretically,
something in the neighborhood

1076
00:51:12,710 --> 00:51:17,512
of 500 exa eVs
would be ideal.

1077
00:51:17,514 --> 00:51:21,182
But at a minimum
we need to achieve

1078
00:51:21,184 --> 00:51:24,786
at least a peta eV
to even think about

1079
00:51:24,788 --> 00:51:26,655
opening
the space-time continuum.

1080
00:51:26,657 --> 00:51:28,123
So basically you're
saying the amount of energy

1081
00:51:28,125 --> 00:51:30,559
we generate with this thing
is directly related

1082
00:51:30,561 --> 00:51:33,829
to the amount
of time we can travel, right?

1083
00:51:33,831 --> 00:51:35,834
In layman's terms, yes.

1084
00:51:42,172 --> 00:51:44,539
What? What happened?

1085
00:51:44,541 --> 00:51:47,242
463 peta eVs.

1086
00:51:47,244 --> 00:51:48,911
It's quite a power loss,

1087
00:51:48,913 --> 00:51:50,912
but, um...

1088
00:51:50,914 --> 00:51:51,979
I'd still call
this step a success.

1089
00:51:51,981 --> 00:51:55,284
Okay.

1090
00:51:55,286 --> 00:51:57,586
<i>So...</i>

1091
00:51:57,588 --> 00:51:58,987
when are you going
to come clean

1092
00:51:58,989 --> 00:52:02,925
about why you are
really here?

1093
00:52:02,927 --> 00:52:04,892
Why I'm really here.
Does it matter?

1094
00:52:04,894 --> 00:52:07,929
Of course it matters.

1095
00:52:07,931 --> 00:52:10,164
Up until now,
I've been content to allow you

1096
00:52:10,166 --> 00:52:15,003
to help me with my research,
assuming that your true reason

1097
00:52:15,005 --> 00:52:16,338
for being here
would surface eventually,

1098
00:52:16,340 --> 00:52:19,974
but as we approach
what is certain to be

1099
00:52:19,976 --> 00:52:22,209
a crossroad
in our experiment,

1100
00:52:22,211 --> 00:52:24,845
your true reason
may be an impediment

1101
00:52:24,847 --> 00:52:27,014
to our continued
partnership.

1102
00:52:27,016 --> 00:52:28,749
How so?

1103
00:52:28,751 --> 00:52:31,320
Now, that depends on
why you're really here.

1104
00:52:31,322 --> 00:52:32,820
You could be working
for the government

1105
00:52:32,822 --> 00:52:34,889
and you're here
to steal my secrets

1106
00:52:34,891 --> 00:52:37,325
to use them for
your own nefarious purposes.

1107
00:52:37,327 --> 00:52:39,061
You caught me.

1108
00:52:39,063 --> 00:52:40,996
I'm kidding.
I don't work for the government.

1109
00:52:40,998 --> 00:52:42,930
I'm joking.

1110
00:52:42,932 --> 00:52:44,932
I told you,
it's personal.

1111
00:52:44,934 --> 00:52:49,239
Eric, you have to explain
yourself better than that.

1112
00:52:51,342 --> 00:52:52,807
You really wanna know?

1113
00:52:52,809 --> 00:52:55,110
I do.

1114
00:52:55,112 --> 00:52:59,347
Okay.

1115
00:52:59,349 --> 00:53:02,150
I am, uh...

1116
00:53:02,152 --> 00:53:04,086
I'm here about a girl.

1117
00:53:04,088 --> 00:53:08,155
I don't know what it is
you think we're doing here,

1118
00:53:08,157 --> 00:53:10,025
but I assure you
whatever we accomplish

1119
00:53:10,027 --> 00:53:11,760
will have little
consequence in fixing

1120
00:53:11,762 --> 00:53:13,961
whatever's wrong
with your love life.

1121
00:53:13,963 --> 00:53:16,632
I'm in love.
Okay, I met a girl,

1122
00:53:16,634 --> 00:53:22,637
and I fell in love with her
and she is fantastic,

1123
00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:24,773
and she inspires me
in ways that I never thought

1124
00:53:24,775 --> 00:53:26,374
I could be inspired.

1125
00:53:26,376 --> 00:53:28,776
Okay, and I need you
to send me back in time

1126
00:53:28,778 --> 00:53:30,945
to a point before
she meets this guy,

1127
00:53:30,947 --> 00:53:32,748
this... this guy
she's with now

1128
00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:34,016
who she thinks
she's in love with.

1129
00:53:34,018 --> 00:53:35,784
I can't send
you back in time.

1130
00:53:35,786 --> 00:53:38,387
First of all,
I think you fail to understand

1131
00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:40,889
the ramifications
of such an action,

1132
00:53:40,891 --> 00:53:43,891
and second,
there's no indication

1133
00:53:43,893 --> 00:53:45,193
this device will even work.

1134
00:53:45,195 --> 00:53:46,994
Well, you said
that this was possible.

1135
00:53:46,996 --> 00:53:48,362
In theory.

1136
00:53:48,364 --> 00:53:50,831
There's no way to
test it or prove it.

1137
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:52,300
That's how you
test it, right?

1138
00:53:52,302 --> 00:53:53,834
That's how you prove it.
You send me back.

1139
00:53:53,836 --> 00:53:55,170
That's the test.

1140
00:53:55,172 --> 00:53:56,972
Eric, I'm not
experimenting on you.

1141
00:53:56,974 --> 00:53:58,773
There's no way of
knowing what will happen

1142
00:53:58,775 --> 00:54:00,141
to someone once
they leave my garage.

1143
00:54:00,143 --> 00:54:02,344
Their molecules could be
scattered to the cosmos.

1144
00:54:02,346 --> 00:54:04,845
You haven't even
thought through

1145
00:54:04,847 --> 00:54:06,782
the situation
you would be in

1146
00:54:06,784 --> 00:54:08,749
if and when I could
send you back.

1147
00:54:08,751 --> 00:54:10,418
You know,
I'd figure it out.

1148
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:12,054
See, that's what I mean.

1149
00:54:12,056 --> 00:54:14,222
You have no idea what
you'd be going back to.

1150
00:54:14,224 --> 00:54:16,858
You wouldn't exist.
I mean, yes,

1151
00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:18,092
the you from
that timeline would exist

1152
00:54:18,094 --> 00:54:20,429
but you, Eric,
you would have no money,

1153
00:54:20,431 --> 00:54:22,930
no job,
no identity.

1154
00:54:22,932 --> 00:54:24,331
For all intents and purposes,

1155
00:54:24,333 --> 00:54:27,235
you'd struggle to survive.

1156
00:54:27,237 --> 00:54:29,070
And even if I could
send you back,

1157
00:54:29,072 --> 00:54:30,871
I wouldn't do
it for a reason

1158
00:54:30,873 --> 00:54:33,340
so trite and juvenile
as lost love.

1159
00:54:33,342 --> 00:54:35,376
Trite and juvenile? You know what?
Let me tell you something.

1160
00:54:35,378 --> 00:54:36,945
If you've ever been
in love in your life,

1161
00:54:36,947 --> 00:54:38,713
you'd know what I
was talking about.

1162
00:54:38,715 --> 00:54:41,048
Don't you stand there
and try to pass judgment on me.

1163
00:54:41,050 --> 00:54:43,387
You know nothing about me.

1164
00:54:48,726 --> 00:54:51,358
I'm sorry, Eric.
I'm sorry.

1165
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,396
Look...

1166
00:54:54,398 --> 00:54:56,331
you've been
great on the build.

1167
00:54:56,333 --> 00:54:58,099
You have been.
I'm eternally grateful.

1168
00:54:58,101 --> 00:54:59,834
Yeah, great. You know how
you pay me back?

1169
00:54:59,836 --> 00:55:02,806
You send me back.
That's how you pay me back!

1170
00:55:04,373 --> 00:55:07,275
That's the only
fucking reason I'm here!

1171
00:55:07,277 --> 00:55:08,909
I can't send you back.

1172
00:55:08,911 --> 00:55:11,146
Look... these equations,
they're still unsolved.

1173
00:55:11,148 --> 00:55:14,849
So unless you
can solve them...

1174
00:55:14,851 --> 00:55:16,150
I'm sorry.

1175
00:55:16,152 --> 00:55:17,952
Time travel
just isn't possible.

1176
00:55:17,954 --> 00:55:19,887
Yeah, you know what?
Fuck it, let's just give up.

1177
00:55:19,889 --> 00:55:21,757
We keep trying.
That's what we do.

1178
00:55:21,759 --> 00:55:22,958
That's what we've been doing.
We don't give up.

1179
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:24,959
We keep fucking trying!

1180
00:55:24,961 --> 00:55:27,297
Time travel is not possible.

1181
00:55:31,201 --> 00:55:33,471
So that's it, right?
That's, uh...

1182
00:55:37,141 --> 00:55:38,773
This whole thing
has been futile, right?

1183
00:55:38,775 --> 00:55:41,543
It's a...
it's a charade?

1184
00:55:41,545 --> 00:55:44,845
It's not possible?
It's for nothing?

1185
00:55:44,847 --> 00:55:46,481
No, it wasn't for nothing.

1186
00:55:46,483 --> 00:55:49,083
We've made great strides
in proving my theories,

1187
00:55:49,085 --> 00:55:51,353
strides that will be
hugely beneficial

1188
00:55:51,355 --> 00:55:53,822
to mankind in the future.

1189
00:55:53,824 --> 00:55:55,791
Where are you going?

1190
00:55:55,793 --> 00:55:57,161
You know what? It looks
like I'm going nowhere.

1191
00:56:01,164 --> 00:56:03,030
<i>I actually envy you.</i>

1192
00:56:03,032 --> 00:56:05,266
You envy the guy that...
guy that's in love

1193
00:56:05,268 --> 00:56:08,170
with the girl
he can't have?

1194
00:56:08,172 --> 00:56:08,972
No.

1195
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,240
I envy the guy
who knows what he wants

1196
00:56:12,242 --> 00:56:16,344
and isn't afraid
to go after it.

1197
00:56:16,346 --> 00:56:18,313
Even if going after it
looks like

1198
00:56:18,315 --> 00:56:21,018
it's gonna result
in a fiery crash?

1199
00:56:24,121 --> 00:56:28,055
No, I think
we should all be so lucky

1200
00:56:28,057 --> 00:56:33,561
to experience a crash
like that, you know?

1201
00:56:33,563 --> 00:56:35,132
I mean, at least
once in our lives.

1202
00:56:38,268 --> 00:56:39,436
I suppose.

1203
00:56:42,438 --> 00:56:44,472
But I like
to land safe and sound.

1204
00:56:44,474 --> 00:56:47,845
I think it's
a way better plan.

1205
00:56:49,413 --> 00:56:52,847
Safe and sound, huh?

1206
00:56:52,849 --> 00:56:55,016
Let me tell you
something about that.

1207
00:56:55,018 --> 00:56:57,985
When I was in school,
everyone thought I was

1208
00:56:57,987 --> 00:57:03,358
the wild and
crazy one, you know?

1209
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,360
Had to be the first
to do everything.

1210
00:57:06,362 --> 00:57:12,032
Truth is...
I was hiding.

1211
00:57:12,034 --> 00:57:14,501
I always played it safe.

1212
00:57:14,503 --> 00:57:17,072
And look where that got me.

1213
00:57:17,074 --> 00:57:20,411
I am bartending in
the middle of fucking nowhere.

1214
00:57:23,045 --> 00:57:24,246
So why don't you
get the hell out of here,

1215
00:57:24,248 --> 00:57:27,385
you know,
go do something else?

1216
00:57:29,018 --> 00:57:31,318
Right.
Well, it's not that easy.

1217
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,188
Um, I have
responsibilities.

1218
00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:35,557
You know,
I'm not a kid anymore.

1219
00:57:35,559 --> 00:57:38,325
I can't sit
in my room and dream.

1220
00:57:38,327 --> 00:57:41,195
I gotta make shit work.

1221
00:57:41,197 --> 00:57:45,032
I've got debt
I've gotta pay off.

1222
00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:47,469
I've got $40 grand
in student loans

1223
00:57:47,471 --> 00:57:52,440
because I was so set
on getting a degree...

1224
00:57:52,442 --> 00:57:58,213
that did me a lot
of good. Didn't it?

1225
00:57:58,215 --> 00:58:00,617
Degrees are a funny thing.

1226
00:58:02,318 --> 00:58:04,385
Everyone's got
responsibilities, you know?

1227
00:58:04,387 --> 00:58:07,891
It's never too late
to dream, is it?

1228
00:58:10,092 --> 00:58:13,063
Sometimes it's too late
to make those dreams a reality.

1229
00:58:15,065 --> 00:58:17,097
It just is.

1230
00:58:17,099 --> 00:58:18,967
What if you could
go back in time, right,

1231
00:58:18,969 --> 00:58:20,568
and change something.

1232
00:58:20,570 --> 00:58:22,970
You can change
anything you want.

1233
00:58:22,972 --> 00:58:25,106
What would it be?

1234
00:58:25,108 --> 00:58:26,307
Wow.

1235
00:58:26,309 --> 00:58:27,510
Um...

1236
00:58:30,213 --> 00:58:34,048
I would do something
that scared the shit out of me.

1237
00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:36,016
I would.

1238
00:58:36,018 --> 00:58:39,554
I'd go on an adventure.

1239
00:58:39,556 --> 00:58:42,326
I would get
the hell out of here and...

1240
00:58:44,293 --> 00:58:49,697
I don't know
if I'd come back.

1241
00:58:49,699 --> 00:58:52,266
Okay.
All right.

1242
00:58:52,268 --> 00:58:55,336
An adventure.
I like that.

1243
00:58:55,338 --> 00:58:56,340
Yeah.

1244
00:58:59,275 --> 00:59:03,077
Where to?

1245
00:59:03,079 --> 00:59:04,311
Alaska.

1246
00:59:04,313 --> 00:59:07,315
I've never been to Alaska.

1247
00:59:07,317 --> 00:59:08,717
Me neither.

1248
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:12,220
But I hear
the northern lights

1249
00:59:12,222 --> 00:59:16,191
are absolutely breathtaking
this time of year.

1250
00:59:16,193 --> 00:59:18,360
And then I don't know.

1251
00:59:18,362 --> 00:59:21,396
I would just see
where the universe took me.

1252
00:59:21,398 --> 00:59:24,532
I would just...

1253
00:59:24,534 --> 00:59:26,237
I'd be free.

1254
00:59:28,672 --> 00:59:30,141
Hmm.

1255
00:59:33,143 --> 00:59:36,644
You know,
it's a shame...

1256
00:59:36,646 --> 00:59:43,017
by the time we figure out
what we really want...

1257
00:59:43,019 --> 00:59:44,387
most of the time
it's too late.

1258
00:59:47,690 --> 00:59:49,693
Opportunity's lost.

1259
00:59:51,728 --> 00:59:53,630
Hadn't thought of it that way.
You're right.

1260
00:59:59,302 --> 01:00:00,735
Good luck with that girl.

1261
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,135
I think I got it.

1262
01:01:40,137 --> 01:01:41,668
All right, I've reworked
the Rosen bridge theory

1263
01:01:41,670 --> 01:01:44,139
with re-evaluated properties
based on Schwartzschild.

1264
01:01:44,141 --> 01:01:45,572
We know that
"c-squared" is broken.

1265
01:01:45,574 --> 01:01:46,807
No, no, that's
Schwartzschild's theory.

1266
01:01:46,809 --> 01:01:48,443
Mitchell fixed those problems.

1267
01:01:48,445 --> 01:01:49,776
But Schwarzschild
achieved the proper values,

1268
01:01:49,778 --> 01:01:51,246
so his equation helps us.

1269
01:01:51,248 --> 01:01:53,213
Look, we know
that the speed of light

1270
01:01:53,215 --> 01:01:55,617
is inconsistent,
which means both sides

1271
01:01:55,619 --> 01:01:57,418
of the equation
are inconsistent.

1272
01:01:57,420 --> 01:01:58,853
All right,
the common factor is r.

1273
01:01:58,855 --> 01:02:01,655
Thus, 2GM equals
inconsistent.

1274
01:02:01,657 --> 01:02:03,224
G and M are
subject to c-squared

1275
01:02:03,226 --> 01:02:04,758
and r based on
irrational polymers.

1276
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,565
"i" exists!
And it solves everything.

1277
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:12,802
She means that much to you?

1278
01:02:14,271 --> 01:02:16,804
She does.

1279
01:02:16,806 --> 01:02:18,773
Okay, if you
are going to do this,

1280
01:02:18,775 --> 01:02:20,474
it has to be soon.

1281
01:02:20,476 --> 01:02:21,876
The rods are decaying
at a much more rapid pace

1282
01:02:21,878 --> 01:02:23,510
than I had
initially calculated.

1283
01:02:23,512 --> 01:02:25,546
According to my estimates,
we should be able to

1284
01:02:25,548 --> 01:02:28,615
generate a discharge
of 16.7 peta eVs.

1285
01:02:28,617 --> 01:02:30,784
Now this is not
what I was hoping for,

1286
01:02:30,786 --> 01:02:33,287
but it should be sufficient
to allow us to connect

1287
01:02:33,289 --> 01:02:36,456
any two moments
in the past five years.

1288
01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:37,791
According
to my calculations,

1289
01:02:37,793 --> 01:02:40,461
you will arrive
in your new reality at 5:00 am,

1290
01:02:40,463 --> 01:02:42,429
November 21st, 2008,

1291
01:02:42,431 --> 01:02:44,831
plus or minus five minutes.

1292
01:02:44,833 --> 01:02:46,767
How's that for irony?

1293
01:02:46,769 --> 01:02:48,735
Even with a time machine.

1294
01:02:48,737 --> 01:02:52,440
I've prepared a survival
kit of sorts for you.

1295
01:02:52,442 --> 01:02:53,740
This should allow you to get

1296
01:02:53,742 --> 01:02:54,976
to where you need to go.

1297
01:02:54,978 --> 01:02:56,510
What's this?

1298
01:02:56,512 --> 01:02:58,979
It's a little bit
of pre-2008 cash,

1299
01:02:58,981 --> 01:03:01,481
my old cell phone,
and the keys to my truck.

1300
01:03:01,483 --> 01:03:03,885
That should allow you
to get to Los Angeles,

1301
01:03:03,887 --> 01:03:06,420
but remember,
once you land in 2008,

1302
01:03:06,422 --> 01:03:07,755
you're gonna
have to figure out

1303
01:03:07,757 --> 01:03:10,226
your long-term survival plan.

1304
01:03:12,929 --> 01:03:15,262
Thank you.

1305
01:03:15,264 --> 01:03:16,731
I don't even know if
the cell phone's gonna work.

1306
01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:17,999
The electrical
interference from the rift

1307
01:03:18,001 --> 01:03:19,300
in the space-time continuum

1308
01:03:19,302 --> 01:03:20,668
will likely fry
the circuits,

1309
01:03:20,670 --> 01:03:23,704
but let's go ahead
and take it anyway.

1310
01:03:23,706 --> 01:03:26,874
I'd like to ask you
a small favor in return.

1311
01:03:26,876 --> 01:03:28,876
Yeah, of course,
anything.

1312
01:03:28,878 --> 01:03:30,744
What do you need?

1313
01:03:30,746 --> 01:03:34,715
The day you arrive
is coincidentally

1314
01:03:34,717 --> 01:03:37,418
the same day
as my lab accident.

1315
01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:39,019
Irony all around.

1316
01:03:39,021 --> 01:03:41,688
Why didn't that make
national news, by the way?

1317
01:03:41,690 --> 01:03:43,490
It did,
but the opening

1318
01:03:43,492 --> 01:03:46,894
of some teen romance
vampire movie

1319
01:03:46,896 --> 01:03:48,829
stole the headlines
that day.

1320
01:03:48,831 --> 01:03:52,700
Anyway, I need you
to get this to me

1321
01:03:52,702 --> 01:03:55,036
by 7:30 PM.
That's important.

1322
01:03:55,038 --> 01:03:57,405
That should prevent me
from blowing up the lab

1323
01:03:57,407 --> 01:03:59,574
in that timeframe and
it's a six hour drive

1324
01:03:59,576 --> 01:04:03,378
to Los Angeles, so you should
have plenty of time.

1325
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:05,445
Well...

1326
01:04:05,447 --> 01:04:06,546
we should get going.

1327
01:04:06,548 --> 01:04:08,552
Are you ready?

1328
01:04:13,722 --> 01:04:15,023
Sure.

1329
01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:17,758
Eric, you must be
absolutely certain.

1330
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:19,829
There's no coming
back from this.

1331
01:04:21,931 --> 01:04:23,367
Yeah, I know.

1332
01:04:25,434 --> 01:04:27,834
I know.
I'm sure, yes.

1333
01:04:27,836 --> 01:04:30,438
Okay.

1334
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,773
Let's do it.

1335
01:04:31,775 --> 01:04:33,840
A historic moment.

1336
01:04:33,842 --> 01:04:35,742
For sure.

1337
01:04:35,744 --> 01:04:38,915
The first trip ever
through time.

1338
01:04:41,751 --> 01:04:44,751
You know,
it's comforting to know

1339
01:04:44,753 --> 01:04:48,990
that while me
in my current form

1340
01:04:48,992 --> 01:04:52,025
will not feel the effects,

1341
01:04:52,027 --> 01:04:53,494
there will be a copy of me

1342
01:04:53,496 --> 01:04:55,798
in another reality
who will...

1343
01:04:58,534 --> 01:05:01,802
now have the opportunity
for a better life.

1344
01:05:14,884 --> 01:05:17,751
That's the saddest thing
I ever heard.

1345
01:05:17,753 --> 01:05:18,920
I'm sorry.

1346
01:05:18,922 --> 01:05:21,923
Oh, Eric,
don't be sorry.

1347
01:05:21,925 --> 01:05:25,959
You gave me a second chance
to feel alive again,

1348
01:05:25,961 --> 01:05:30,798
and for that...

1349
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,803
you deserve your chance.

1350
01:05:35,938 --> 01:05:39,941
I don't even know
what to say to you.

1351
01:05:39,943 --> 01:05:41,575
There's nothing to say.
Get up there.

1352
01:05:41,577 --> 01:05:43,411
Get up there.

1353
01:05:43,413 --> 01:05:45,815
Come here.
Come here.

1354
01:05:47,717 --> 01:05:49,516
Oh, thank you.

1355
01:05:49,518 --> 01:05:50,987
You're welcome.

1356
01:05:52,722 --> 01:05:53,924
Go get her.

1357
01:06:08,070 --> 01:06:09,970
May the Force be with you.

1358
01:06:35,798 --> 01:06:38,766
Aah!

1359
01:07:17,139 --> 01:07:20,777
Okay, this is a "starter"?

1360
01:07:35,757 --> 01:07:39,025
All right,
all right, all right.

1361
01:07:43,867 --> 01:07:45,932
Here we go.

1362
01:07:45,934 --> 01:07:48,168
Come on, come on, baby.
Come on.

1363
01:08:07,123 --> 01:08:10,157
All right, all right,
what do you want from me?

1364
01:08:12,728 --> 01:08:13,728
Fuck!

1365
01:08:13,730 --> 01:08:15,262
Come on,
goddammit.

1366
01:08:15,264 --> 01:08:16,466
Shit!

1367
01:08:27,810 --> 01:08:31,912
All right, the hard way.

1368
01:09:33,909 --> 01:09:36,242
Hey!

1369
01:09:36,244 --> 01:09:37,247
Ally.

1370
01:09:44,119 --> 01:09:46,086
Do I know you?

1371
01:09:46,088 --> 01:09:49,723
Uh, no, not yet.

1372
01:09:49,725 --> 01:09:55,028
Um, you're Ally, right?

1373
01:09:55,030 --> 01:09:57,764
Yeah.
Yeah.

1374
01:09:57,766 --> 01:10:00,800
Well, I'm the only Ally
within the next ten miles.

1375
01:10:00,802 --> 01:10:02,803
There was this other girl
who was calling herself that,

1376
01:10:02,805 --> 01:10:05,238
but she changed it to "Ash"
'cause her name is...

1377
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,243
Ashley?

1378
01:10:09,145 --> 01:10:10,811
Right.

1379
01:10:10,813 --> 01:10:13,781
Okay, so, you know my name,

1380
01:10:13,783 --> 01:10:16,150
which is weird.

1381
01:10:16,152 --> 01:10:20,888
So, care to get on
even ground with me?

1382
01:10:20,890 --> 01:10:23,089
Yeah, uh, right.
Sorry.

1383
01:10:23,091 --> 01:10:25,692
Eric. Eric.
Good to meet you.

1384
01:10:25,694 --> 01:10:28,862
- Ally.
- Yeah, I know.

1385
01:10:28,864 --> 01:10:32,098
So, Eric,

1386
01:10:32,100 --> 01:10:33,800
What, uh,

1387
01:10:33,802 --> 01:10:38,238
what brings you to this
fine establishment today?

1388
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,942
Um, I actually... my... my
truck broke down up the road,

1389
01:10:41,944 --> 01:10:43,177
so I'm sort of stranded.

1390
01:10:43,179 --> 01:10:44,945
- Oh, yeah?
- Stranded here, yeah.

1391
01:10:44,947 --> 01:10:46,813
- That's a bummer.
- Right.

1392
01:10:46,815 --> 01:10:49,849
Well, you want me to
call you a tow truck?

1393
01:10:49,851 --> 01:10:53,120
No, no, no.
Actually, can I borrow a phone?

1394
01:10:53,122 --> 01:10:56,156
- Well, yeah.
- Yeah?

1395
01:10:56,158 --> 01:10:57,758
Yeah,
I got one right here.

1396
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,192
Okay, thanks.

1397
01:10:59,194 --> 01:11:01,861
Just gonna make a quick
phone call to a friend.

1398
01:11:01,863 --> 01:11:03,666
Be quick,
it's pre-pay.

1399
01:11:05,835 --> 01:11:06,837
Thank you.

1400
01:11:30,292 --> 01:11:31,726
Hello?

1401
01:11:31,728 --> 01:11:32,759
Kal, hey, listen.
It's Eric.

1402
01:11:32,761 --> 01:11:34,061
Oh, hey, what's up, Eric?

1403
01:11:34,063 --> 01:11:35,929
Listen, I need you
to come pick me up.

1404
01:11:35,931 --> 01:11:37,430
I'm in Arizona right now,
just stop doing

1405
01:11:37,432 --> 01:11:39,433
whatever you're doing
and come get me.

1406
01:11:39,435 --> 01:11:41,102
If you woke me up
this early for a joke

1407
01:11:41,104 --> 01:11:42,335
I'm going
back to bed.

1408
01:11:42,337 --> 01:11:44,037
No, I'm not joking.
Listen,

1409
01:11:44,039 --> 01:11:45,473
I'm in Northern Arizona,
I need you to come get me

1410
01:11:45,475 --> 01:11:46,906
and it's an
emergency.

1411
01:11:46,908 --> 01:11:48,409
Just hurry up,
will you?

1412
01:11:48,411 --> 01:11:50,177
Tell me where
you are.

1413
01:11:50,179 --> 01:11:55,918
It's 11742 Hickory Way
in Grand River, Arizona.

1414
01:11:58,287 --> 01:12:00,057
All right.

1415
01:12:01,791 --> 01:12:04,391
You... are
a lifesaver.

1416
01:12:04,393 --> 01:12:09,028
Thank you.
I've been told that before.

1417
01:12:09,030 --> 01:12:13,467
You know, I, uh,
it's the weirdest thing.

1418
01:12:13,469 --> 01:12:16,937
I've been in town
for a couple of hours

1419
01:12:16,939 --> 01:12:17,972
and I got nothing
but headaches.

1420
01:12:17,974 --> 01:12:20,374
That'll be 1.02.

1421
01:12:20,376 --> 01:12:24,277
Oh, yeah?
The town's really not that bad

1422
01:12:24,279 --> 01:12:26,147
if you give
it a chance.

1423
01:12:26,149 --> 01:12:29,150
I'm not sure it's the town
as much as it is the year.

1424
01:12:29,152 --> 01:12:30,785
What?

1425
01:12:30,787 --> 01:12:33,920
Uh, I'm probably
just dehydrated.

1426
01:12:33,922 --> 01:12:36,456
Oh, yeah,
that happens.

1427
01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:39,058
Fluid's in me.
You got a map, by chance,

1428
01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:41,128
of Arizona I could
take a peek at?

1429
01:12:41,130 --> 01:12:42,332
Sure.

1430
01:12:45,967 --> 01:12:47,034
Yeah, here you go.

1431
01:12:47,036 --> 01:12:48,369
Thank you.

1432
01:12:48,371 --> 01:12:51,371
Can I have it?
Thank you.

1433
01:12:51,373 --> 01:12:52,540
You're welcome.

1434
01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:54,745
So you like working here,
or what?

1435
01:12:57,145 --> 01:12:58,879
It's okay.

1436
01:12:58,881 --> 01:13:01,415
You know,
it pays the bills.

1437
01:13:01,417 --> 01:13:05,919
I'm working here to pay
my way through college.

1438
01:13:05,921 --> 01:13:09,255
Well, it's either that or
be a stripper, so...

1439
01:13:09,257 --> 01:13:10,825
I'm kidding.

1440
01:13:10,827 --> 01:13:13,027
This town doesn't
even have a strip club.

1441
01:13:13,029 --> 01:13:16,496
You ever... you ever think about
getting out of here?

1442
01:13:16,498 --> 01:13:19,333
So I can be
a stripper?

1443
01:13:19,335 --> 01:13:22,969
No. No, I wasn't
thinking about that.

1444
01:13:22,971 --> 01:13:24,437
I mean, you know,
get out of here,

1445
01:13:24,439 --> 01:13:26,607
do something
more adventurous.

1446
01:13:26,609 --> 01:13:31,445
Yeah.
Sometimes, right?

1447
01:13:31,447 --> 01:13:33,513
Well, don't wait
too long, okay?

1448
01:13:33,515 --> 01:13:37,151
You might... you might miss
your window.

1449
01:13:37,153 --> 01:13:38,919
Gee, thanks.

1450
01:13:38,921 --> 01:13:43,223
That's sage advice
from a total weirdo.

1451
01:13:43,225 --> 01:13:45,058
You think I'm a
total weirdo?

1452
01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:46,293
Yeah.

1453
01:13:46,295 --> 01:13:47,928
I mean, like,
in a good way.

1454
01:13:47,930 --> 01:13:49,530
You're like, um...

1455
01:13:49,532 --> 01:13:51,534
like Thomas Jerome Newton.

1456
01:13:54,069 --> 01:13:58,606
You know, "The Man
Who Fell to Earth"?

1457
01:13:58,608 --> 01:14:03,043
David Bowie?
1976.

1458
01:14:03,045 --> 01:14:04,311
You need to watch
more movies, man.

1459
01:14:04,313 --> 01:14:06,146
I will make sure
I put that one

1460
01:14:06,148 --> 01:14:07,580
on my
instant queue.

1461
01:14:07,582 --> 01:14:09,183
Your instant what?

1462
01:14:09,185 --> 01:14:11,518
Never mind.

1463
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,053
Weirdo.

1464
01:14:16,024 --> 01:14:17,458
Hey, baby.
How much?

1465
01:14:17,460 --> 01:14:18,592
Kal! What's up?

1466
01:14:18,594 --> 01:14:22,495
Hey, man! Ahh!

1467
01:14:22,497 --> 01:14:24,365
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1468
01:14:24,367 --> 01:14:25,566
There's something
different about you.

1469
01:14:25,568 --> 01:14:26,933
Uh, maybe I
look a little older.

1470
01:14:26,935 --> 01:14:28,669
Yeah, maybe.

1471
01:14:28,671 --> 01:14:31,037
So what are you
doing in Arizona, dude?

1472
01:14:31,039 --> 01:14:32,373
Long story, you wouldn't
believe me if I told you.

1473
01:14:32,375 --> 01:14:34,008
How long did it take
you to get here anyway?

1474
01:14:34,010 --> 01:14:35,375
I left at like
quarter to eight so...

1475
01:14:35,377 --> 01:14:36,910
I don't know,
five and a half hours?

1476
01:14:36,912 --> 01:14:38,044
Five and a half? All right.
We gotta go.

1477
01:14:38,046 --> 01:14:39,281
I'll explain in the car,
come on.

1478
01:14:49,992 --> 01:14:52,092
So, let me get
this straight.

1479
01:14:52,094 --> 01:14:55,028
You traveled back in
time so you are you,

1480
01:14:55,030 --> 01:14:56,562
but you're not
really you.

1481
01:14:56,564 --> 01:14:58,331
Sort of. I mean,
Yes and no.

1482
01:14:58,333 --> 01:15:01,634
I am me, I'm just not
the me from this time.

1483
01:15:01,636 --> 01:15:03,303
Well, isn't that
what I just said?

1484
01:15:03,305 --> 01:15:04,537
What? Are we playing
"Who's on First" here?

1485
01:15:04,539 --> 01:15:06,040
- Come on.
- It's complicated.

1486
01:15:06,042 --> 01:15:07,407
No, no, I get it.
I understand that part,

1487
01:15:07,409 --> 01:15:11,111
what I don't
understand is... why?

1488
01:15:11,113 --> 01:15:12,713
Honestly?

1489
01:15:12,715 --> 01:15:15,081
No, dishonestly. Look,
I want you to tell me

1490
01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:16,549
that you came back
for Katy Perry

1491
01:15:16,551 --> 01:15:17,550
'cause you found out
she was lying about it

1492
01:15:17,552 --> 01:15:18,952
when she
kissed that girl

1493
01:15:18,954 --> 01:15:20,955
so it shattered
your reality so bad

1494
01:15:20,957 --> 01:15:22,589
that you had to come
back to a simpler time.

1495
01:15:22,591 --> 01:15:25,291
Yes, honestly! What kind
of question is that?

1496
01:15:25,293 --> 01:15:26,593
I'm in love.

1497
01:15:26,595 --> 01:15:28,963
With Katy Perry?
Or the girl she kissed?

1498
01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:31,231
No, neither,
it's a different girl.

1499
01:15:31,233 --> 01:15:32,366
It's a completely
different girl.

1500
01:15:32,368 --> 01:15:34,233
It's not
Katy Perry,

1501
01:15:34,235 --> 01:15:36,003
it's a different
girl entirely.

1502
01:15:36,005 --> 01:15:38,237
Oh, man, did she
die or something?

1503
01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:41,075
No, no, she's just,
uh, you know...

1504
01:15:41,077 --> 01:15:42,442
she's unavailable.

1505
01:15:42,444 --> 01:15:44,678
Unavailable?
What the hell does that mean?

1506
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,382
Wow, is she in prison?
Yeah!

1507
01:15:48,384 --> 01:15:50,217
No, she's not
in prison.

1508
01:15:50,219 --> 01:15:53,086
She's, uh, engaged.

1509
01:15:53,088 --> 01:15:56,357
Whoa. Uh-oh.
That's not good.

1510
01:15:56,359 --> 01:15:58,258
What do you mean?

1511
01:15:58,260 --> 01:15:59,628
What if she says no?

1512
01:16:02,264 --> 01:16:04,430
No, she can't...
she's not gonna say no,

1513
01:16:04,432 --> 01:16:06,200
okay?
Just we clicked,

1514
01:16:06,202 --> 01:16:09,169
we got a thing,
she's not gonna say no.

1515
01:16:09,171 --> 01:16:11,237
So in five
years you click,

1516
01:16:11,239 --> 01:16:13,173
but you have no idea
who this girl is now.

1517
01:16:13,175 --> 01:16:15,275
What if you don't even
dig the younger her?

1518
01:16:15,277 --> 01:16:18,012
I know who she becomes
and I dig that, so...

1519
01:16:18,014 --> 01:16:19,245
Yeah, but if she
meets you now

1520
01:16:19,247 --> 01:16:21,415
she may never
even become that person.

1521
01:16:21,417 --> 01:16:23,083
Why are you being such a Debbie
Downer, man? It's gonna work out.

1522
01:16:23,085 --> 01:16:25,218
Look, I invented time travel
for this girl, okay?

1523
01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:26,586
- It's just reality.
- I traveled through time for this girl.

1524
01:16:26,588 --> 01:16:28,121
It's going to work.

1525
01:16:28,123 --> 01:16:29,690
She's not gonna
say no, it's fine.

1526
01:16:29,692 --> 01:16:31,627
Okay.

1527
01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:37,498
So, where exactly am
I dropping you off?

1528
01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:39,032
South Hills Mall.

1529
01:16:39,034 --> 01:16:41,402
But I need you to
take me to CCS first.

1530
01:16:41,404 --> 01:16:44,103
CCS... are
you crazy?

1531
01:16:44,105 --> 01:16:45,705
That's all the way
over on the West Side.

1532
01:16:45,707 --> 01:16:48,041
It'll take us at least
an hour to get there.

1533
01:16:48,043 --> 01:16:49,509
We're not going to be
back to South Hills Mall

1534
01:16:49,511 --> 01:16:51,178
by 6:45.

1535
01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:54,113
Fuck.
All right, uh,

1536
01:16:54,115 --> 01:16:55,516
let me borrow your phone.
You got a phone?

1537
01:16:55,518 --> 01:16:57,651
Yeah, yeah,
it's right here.

1538
01:16:57,653 --> 01:16:59,585
What is this? You got
internet on this thing?

1539
01:16:59,587 --> 01:17:02,688
No, it's not a computer.
Crazy.

1540
01:17:02,690 --> 01:17:05,692
Internet on
a phone...

1541
01:17:05,694 --> 01:17:08,161
Hi, yeah, I need you to
give me the number

1542
01:17:08,163 --> 01:17:11,065
for the California
College of Science.

1543
01:17:11,067 --> 01:17:12,732
Yeah, that's
the one.

1544
01:17:12,734 --> 01:17:14,601
You got a pen?

1545
01:17:14,603 --> 01:17:17,673
Yup. What is it?

1546
01:17:19,074 --> 01:17:20,676
49, All right,
thank you very much.

1547
01:17:30,719 --> 01:17:34,088
Hi, yeah, I need to speak
to a Dr. Joseph Goyer.

1548
01:17:34,090 --> 01:17:36,723
He's in your...
Yes, that's exactly right.

1549
01:17:36,725 --> 01:17:40,527
That Joseph Goyer, please.

1550
01:17:40,529 --> 01:17:43,464
No, I understand.
Listen, it's very important.

1551
01:17:43,466 --> 01:17:45,665
Right, no I heard
you the first time.

1552
01:17:45,667 --> 01:17:46,834
Listen, hmm...

1553
01:17:46,836 --> 01:17:48,468
just get him on
the phone, please.

1554
01:17:48,470 --> 01:17:50,803
Just get him...

1555
01:17:50,805 --> 01:17:53,773
The heck?
She hung up on me.

1556
01:17:53,775 --> 01:17:54,741
Dude, you gotta talk her up, man.
Try to sound sexy.

1557
01:17:54,743 --> 01:17:57,143
- I'm calling her back.
- Let me talk to her.

1558
01:17:57,145 --> 01:17:58,347
No, no, no, I'm not gonna
let you talk to her.

1559
01:18:01,484 --> 01:18:04,418
Hi, yeah, you know what? I think
we just got disconnected.

1560
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:06,786
I was hoping to speak
to Dr. Joseph Goyer.

1561
01:18:06,788 --> 01:18:08,222
Hello?

1562
01:18:08,224 --> 01:18:09,589
Fuck! This bitch
hung up on me.

1563
01:18:09,591 --> 01:18:11,126
Goddammit.

1564
01:18:12,127 --> 01:18:15,696
How rude.

1565
01:18:15,698 --> 01:18:18,334
So where am I taking you?
CCS or the mall?

1566
01:18:20,735 --> 01:18:22,535
How far to
the mall?

1567
01:18:22,537 --> 01:18:23,870
From here,
like, 20 minutes.

1568
01:18:23,872 --> 01:18:27,540
Give or take.

1569
01:18:27,542 --> 01:18:29,311
Fuck! Yeah, we gotta
go to the mall.

1570
01:18:33,349 --> 01:18:35,284
- Right here?
- Yeah, this is good. Thanks, buddy.

1571
01:18:41,556 --> 01:18:44,157
- Hey, let me ask you something.
- Yeah?

1572
01:18:44,159 --> 01:18:46,793
What am I like
in the future?

1573
01:18:46,795 --> 01:18:48,794
Pretty much
the same guy.

1574
01:18:48,796 --> 01:18:50,330
- Still awesome?
- Yeah.

1575
01:18:50,332 --> 01:18:51,898
- Score! Ha-ha!
- Yeah.

1576
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:55,501
Oh, you do come out
of the closet, though.

1577
01:18:55,503 --> 01:18:57,437
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.

1578
01:18:57,439 --> 01:18:59,606
Hey!
What? I'm not...

1579
01:18:59,608 --> 01:19:02,375
wait, what are you
saying, I'm gay?

1580
01:19:02,377 --> 01:19:04,745
Are you fucking
with me?

1581
01:19:04,747 --> 01:19:06,479
He's just
fucking with me, right?

1582
01:19:06,481 --> 01:19:08,382
I'm not gay, am I?

1583
01:19:08,384 --> 01:19:11,218
No. If I was I'd totally
know it by now.

1584
01:19:11,220 --> 01:19:12,952
Yeah, he's just
fucking with me.

1585
01:19:12,954 --> 01:19:14,420
Wait, is he?

1586
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:48,589
Hey.

1587
01:19:48,591 --> 01:19:50,426
Um...

1588
01:19:52,761 --> 01:19:55,661
listen, this is
going to sound, um,

1589
01:19:55,663 --> 01:19:56,830
borderline insane.

1590
01:19:56,832 --> 01:19:58,665
Um...

1591
01:19:58,667 --> 01:20:00,601
I've got these two tickets
to the new "Twilight" film.

1592
01:20:00,603 --> 01:20:02,302
I was going to
take my little sister

1593
01:20:02,304 --> 01:20:04,338
and she got sick,
so now I'm stuck with

1594
01:20:04,340 --> 01:20:07,907
these two tickets to
"Twilight" and, um,

1595
01:20:07,909 --> 01:20:09,809
anyway, I was wondering
would you, uh,

1596
01:20:09,811 --> 01:20:11,344
would you want to go with me?
This "Twilight"?

1597
01:20:11,346 --> 01:20:14,647
You were
right, that is insane

1598
01:20:14,649 --> 01:20:16,415
because that movie
looks like total garbage.

1599
01:20:16,417 --> 01:20:17,884
Sorry.

1600
01:20:17,886 --> 01:20:20,586
Yeah, well, you know what?
It is? It's trash.

1601
01:20:20,588 --> 01:20:23,322
Um, but I've
got the tickets

1602
01:20:23,324 --> 01:20:26,492
and I thought why
let 'em go to waste?

1603
01:20:26,494 --> 01:20:28,728
Oh, actually I think
you can just cash 'em in

1604
01:20:28,730 --> 01:20:30,363
as long as the movie
hasn't started yet.

1605
01:20:30,365 --> 01:20:32,465
No.
Is that true?

1606
01:20:32,467 --> 01:20:34,601
- Yeah.
- You're kidding me.

1607
01:20:34,603 --> 01:20:38,004
That's horrible.
Horrible news.

1608
01:20:38,006 --> 01:20:41,375
Um, I'm gonna
level with you.

1609
01:20:41,377 --> 01:20:44,277
I don't have
tickets to "Twilight."

1610
01:20:44,279 --> 01:20:46,679
I was walking, I looked
up and I saw your face

1611
01:20:46,681 --> 01:20:51,285
and I thought, "that girl is stunning
and I've gotta go ask her out,"

1612
01:20:51,287 --> 01:20:53,019
and the first thing that
came out of my mouth

1613
01:20:53,021 --> 01:20:56,723
was that stupid "Twilight"
line and I am sorry.

1614
01:20:56,725 --> 01:20:58,825
Wow.

1615
01:20:58,827 --> 01:21:02,062
You know, I think that might be the
worst pick-up line I've ever heard.

1616
01:21:02,064 --> 01:21:05,766
I don't think that would
ever work on anyone.

1617
01:21:05,768 --> 01:21:07,067
Really?

1618
01:21:07,069 --> 01:21:10,937
At least not in
this universe.

1619
01:21:10,939 --> 01:21:12,505
Let me see the
kaleidoscope.

1620
01:21:12,507 --> 01:21:14,441
You know, next time
you might just want to

1621
01:21:14,443 --> 01:21:16,343
go with the
traditional route of

1622
01:21:16,345 --> 01:21:18,512
"do you want to grab
a cup of coffee?"

1623
01:21:18,514 --> 01:21:20,449
No, it's mine!

1624
01:21:22,917 --> 01:21:24,418
Let go!

1625
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:27,724
Look what you did.
You broke it!

1626
01:21:29,625 --> 01:21:31,791
You know what?
Thank you.

1627
01:21:31,793 --> 01:21:33,326
For what?

1628
01:21:33,328 --> 01:21:35,394
For inspiring me to
do something great.

1629
01:21:35,396 --> 01:21:37,597
Thank you.

1630
01:21:45,474 --> 01:21:47,107
How fast can you
get me to CCS?

1631
01:21:47,109 --> 01:21:49,041
I'm Kal...
get in.

1632
01:21:56,885 --> 01:21:58,418
- Punch it!
- Whoo!

1633
01:22:00,521 --> 01:22:02,656
Excuse me, excuse me,
excuse me!

1634
01:22:02,658 --> 01:22:04,458
Hey, authorized personnel
only beyond this point, sir.

1635
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:05,959
You gotta be kidding me,
you again?

1636
01:22:05,961 --> 01:22:07,561
I'm sorry, have we met before?
I don't recall.

1637
01:22:07,563 --> 01:22:09,463
Listen, I need to talk to
Dr. Joseph Goyer.

1638
01:22:09,465 --> 01:22:11,430
Ah, the doctor is
about to oversee

1639
01:22:11,432 --> 01:22:13,133
a very important experiment.
Authorized personnel only, sir.

1640
01:22:13,135 --> 01:22:14,867
Do you understand
the gravity of the-

1641
01:22:14,869 --> 01:22:17,103
Sir! If you do not calmly
back away I am authorized

1642
01:22:17,105 --> 01:22:21,141
to use an appropriate
level of force to ex... no!

1643
01:22:21,143 --> 01:22:22,742
Hey...

1644
01:22:22,744 --> 01:22:24,747
be nice to people.
Be nice.

1645
01:22:29,518 --> 01:22:31,020
Dr. Goyer!

1646
01:22:35,390 --> 01:22:37,958
What is the meaning of this?
Who are you?

1647
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,126
We're about to start a very
complex and dangerous experiment.

1648
01:22:40,128 --> 01:22:41,762
What do you want?

1649
01:22:41,764 --> 01:22:43,095
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Does that mean anything to you?

1650
01:22:53,542 --> 01:22:55,674
You're sure I can't
convince you to stay?

1651
01:22:55,676 --> 01:22:57,410
You're a great
lab assistant.

1652
01:22:57,412 --> 01:23:01,947
Uh, yeah,
I think the universe

1653
01:23:01,949 --> 01:23:04,617
has something more in
store for me, actually.

1654
01:23:04,619 --> 01:23:06,652
Well, it's a pleasure
meeting you, Eric.

1655
01:23:06,654 --> 01:23:08,687
You too.
Thanks for your hospitality,

1656
01:23:08,689 --> 01:23:10,824
- I appreciate that.
- Oh, you're welcome.

1657
01:23:10,826 --> 01:23:13,559
If you ever
need anything...

1658
01:23:13,561 --> 01:23:15,128
don't hesitate
to ask.

1659
01:23:15,130 --> 01:23:18,031
Thank you.
You too.

1660
01:23:18,033 --> 01:23:22,134
All right, this is me.

1661
01:23:22,136 --> 01:23:23,669
- Good luck.
- Thank you.

1662
01:24:13,822 --> 01:24:15,458
- Hey.
- Hey.

1663
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:22,661
Uh, this is going to
sound a little bit crazy.

1664
01:24:22,663 --> 01:24:25,165
Um...

1665
01:24:25,167 --> 01:24:28,701
would you like to go on
an adventure with me?

1666
01:24:28,703 --> 01:24:31,804
- An adventure?
- Yeah.

1667
01:24:31,806 --> 01:24:35,875
I don't know. It depends...
where?

1668
01:24:35,877 --> 01:24:38,978
I hear the Northern Lights
of Alaska are

1669
01:24:38,980 --> 01:24:43,016
absolutely breathtaking
this time of year.

1670
01:24:51,211 --> 01:24:56,211
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